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Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:02 pm

People keep talking about this guy named Joe but I can't find any information on him

Who is he?
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby cob709 » Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:14 pm

Joe
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Vanicre31 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:35 am

It's like hava.
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:07 am

(josia speaks in a strong aussie accent)

"Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya? And no one round ya believes in Joe? Well, that's a shame. I'm..." Your female companion pauses. "Jo...sia, I been huntin' the Joe for centuries." You stare at Josia skeptically. "That's right, I'm olda than I look. Now, lemme tell ya all about this Joe person. Or should I say, 'ivemind." You raise your eyebrow. "Anyway, let's dive right in."

"Joe's a sneaky fella. The 'ivemind core, the first Joe, was born in Australia in 420 CE. He was named Joe Itt, but most called 'im Blaze. After discoverin' a rock that was 6969 yea's old, Joe crea'ed this troublesome 'ivemind. The foist person he added was a lit'le girl named 'Jo...a.' Aftawads, she renamed herself 'Blazia,' and Joe soon took control of the entoire town. Now, I was aloive durin' this time, and lemme tell ya, it was..." Josia's eyes flashed red, and she immediately starts speaking in a subtle Midwestern accent. "Fantastic. You know, we should assimilate you into the hivemind." Everything turns black.

You wake up. You are free physically, but mentally, you feel entangled within the rest. Who are you? Another Joe in the hivemind. Who you were before no longer matters.

"Who are you?" Josia asks.

"A Joe. We must add to the hivemind," you respond, not quite saying those words yourself.

Josia smiles approvingly and walks off. You see yourself stand up, and sit where "Josia" was sitting. A poor soul sits next to you. You feel your mouth begin to speak. "Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya?"
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:10 am

dolphina are you ok
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby TheFluffyWaffleV2 » Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:18 am

Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

shh she’s rping
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:01 am

Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:21 am

dolphina wrote:
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)

Is it the correct answer tho

Everyone always has a different explanation
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:59 am

Ezradekezra wrote:
dolphina wrote:
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)

Is it the correct answer tho

Everyone always has a different explanation

Ezradekezra has been assimilated into the Joe hivemind. Say your farewells.
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


My Discord server
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My favorite DR female
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:01 pm

no
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:23 pm

Ezradekezra wrote:no

:0
theyre resisting! get em!!!
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby KalegNar » Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:53 pm

Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:02 am

KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


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(yes, Heli, I have discord now.)
My favorite DR female
My favorite DR male

(No, I don't ship these two, before you ask. Kindly shut the fuck up.)
PM me for my Discord!
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:09 am

I think it's a reference to this "Joe Joe" show people keep talking about.
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:40 am

Ezradekezra wrote:I think it's a reference to this "Joe Joe" show people keep talking about.

That's Jojo. We're not affiliated with that anime.
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


My Discord server
(yes, Heli, I have discord now.)
My favorite DR female
My favorite DR male

(No, I don't ship these two, before you ask. Kindly shut the fuck up.)
PM me for my Discord!
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ascender » Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:48 am

dolphina wrote:(josia speaks in a strong aussie accent)

"Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya? And no one round ya believes in Joe? Well, that's a shame. I'm..." Your female companion pauses. "Jo...sia, I been huntin' the Joe for centuries." You stare at Josia skeptically. "That's right, I'm olda than I look. Now, lemme tell ya all about this Joe person. Or should I say, 'ivemind." You raise your eyebrow. "Anyway, let's dive right in."

"Joe's a sneaky fella. The 'ivemind core, the first Joe, was born in Australia in 420 CE. He was named Joe Itt, but most called 'im Blaze. After discoverin' a rock that was 6969 yea's old, Joe crea'ed this troublesome 'ivemind. The foist person he added was a lit'le girl named 'Jo...a.' Aftawads, she renamed herself 'Blazia,' and Joe soon took control of the entoire town. Now, I was aloive durin' this time, and lemme tell ya, it was..." Josia's eyes flashed red, and she immediately starts speaking in a subtle Midwestern accent. "Fantastic. You know, we should assimilate you into the hivemind." Everything turns black.

You wake up. You are free physically, but mentally, you feel entangled within the rest. Who are you? Another Joe in the hivemind. Who you were before no longer matters.

"Who are you?" Josia asks.

"A Joe. We must add to the hivemind," you respond, not quite saying those words yourself.

Josia smiles approvingly and walks off. You see yourself stand up, and sit where "Josia" was sitting. A poor soul sits next to you. You feel your mouth begin to speak. "Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya?"

this also works in "generic scottish"
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:09 pm

Wait, I have another theory:

What if it's referring to former US Vice President and current Presidential Candidate Joe Biden?
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby KalegNar » Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:59 pm

dolphina wrote:
KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.


Oh I get it. So what you're saying is that the real Joe was inside us all along!
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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby dolphina » Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:17 pm

KalegNar wrote:
dolphina wrote:
KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.


Oh I get it. So what you're saying is that the real Joe was inside us all along!

You will succumb to the sand.
Hi. I'm Kokichi Ouma, and you're watching Disney Channel.

You can use he/him or they/them pronouns. Also, some people call me Kokichi, Koki, or Kok. You can use those names, too.


My Discord server
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My favorite DR female
My favorite DR male

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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Crimson97 » Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:30 pm

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Re: Who's Joe?

Postby Ezradekezra » Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:14 pm

Joe Biden
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