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Potato Farming

Postby Duckferno » Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:27 pm

How do I make a potato farm in a really cold area?
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:45 am

Well... first of all you need a potato. And a cold area. And also knowledge about farming. Then you use that knowledge to farm potatoes in the cold area.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby JacksonVirgo » Sat Oct 05, 2019 3:07 pm

Just follow this easy five step process.
Step 1. Find a potato
Step 2. Find cold area
Step 3. Stab the ground with a hoe
Step 4. Throw potato on the ground
Step 5. Bonemeal
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:04 pm

I love how helpful we are being to the community. Lovely.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby TheWabbit » Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:41 am

To be fair, the question in hand is also Lounge-worthy.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby TheDebil » Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:58 am

how cold is it
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby SparkingJay » Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:18 pm

I have been a potato farmer for decades on end so this is how it is done.

Step 1: Punch down a tree then make a Crafting table to then craft a Wooden Hoe
Step 2: You have to either find a Village or kill a Zombie in order to obtain a Potato to farm.
Step 3: Go to a snowy area, use your hoe on the dirt which must be near water and then finally...plant your potato!

Voila! You just made a cold potato farm.

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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Crimson97 » Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:18 pm

In order to grow potato you must get in sync with potato
Feel potato
Nurture potato
Be potato
Love potato
Fuck potato
Sacrifice your firstborn to potato
PRAISE POTATO!
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Duckferno » Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:58 pm

The area is 22 degrees cold, I tried all of these but nothing worked. The potato just looked at me and turned away. I tried feeding it baking powder but it rejects me. Now what?
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby JacksonVirgo » Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:11 pm

Tried a microwave? Maybe some chicken salt?
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Voriki » Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:04 am

If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby JacksonVirgo » Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:01 am

Voriki wrote:If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.

Flawless logic there
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:41 pm

JacksonVirgo wrote:
Voriki wrote:If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.

Flawless logic there

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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:45 am

This is why we have the lounge
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby verdance » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:10 am

torches over the water to stop it from freezing
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:40 am

Just make them warm duh
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby popkart » Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:24 pm

If you're in Siberia I would strongly suggest that you plant some corns instead.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:03 am

Get a hoe and smack the potato with it.
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:33 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:Get a hoe and smack the potato with it.

why would I smack a potato with you
i dont want to hurt the potato
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:29 am

Uwaa... Are you insinuating that I am a hoe?
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:34 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uwaa... Are you insinuating that I am a hoe?

have you seen your pfp?
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:37 am

That's besides the point >:(
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:40 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:That's besides the point >:(

like, I aint complaining but
keep it to pms
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby GrumpyGoomba » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:41 am

You are too much to handle even for me :3
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Re: Potato Farming

Postby Transcender » Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:42 am

GrumpyGoomba wrote:You are too much to handle even for me :3

whats that supposed to mean
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