Hosted by Varanus
FMMods are sleeping
Rules:
- This is not an official episode. I also don't know why you have to be told this.
- We're all friends here. Don't say anything you wouldn't say to your mother.
- You signed up for the game, so play the game. If you vanish for 24 hours, that's a paddlin'. If you don't show up 12 hours after that, or get paddled again, that's a boot. If the day lasts 48 hours or longer and you don't have at least 15 posts, that's also a boot. Shitposts don't count.
- Don't throw the game. Even if your scum buddy gladiates you in their first post, don't get salty and out them. That's how they get away with having the moral high ground.
- Don't talk to people in secret languages only the two of you know. That's rubbish, and you know it.
- Don't quote, or pretend to quote mod messages. Don't even talk about talking with the mod. Don't even talk about rules disallowing talking about talking with the mod.
- Don't talk to other people about the game. Unless they fake claim sheriff with red on you, in which case feel free to pretend you're scum in PMs with them.
- Fun is strictly prohibited. If you seem to be enjoying yourself, I'll make sure the smile is wiped off your face.
Setup:
- 10 Town
- 3 Mafia
- Sample Role Cards:
Spoiler: - As you sign up, send me what you want your role name to be (You should question your life choices if you send me anything I have to deny here)
- After alignments are randomized, I will make a role based off the name sent to me
- Rolecards flip on death, but cause of death will not be shown
- Phases:
- Day is 72 hours
- Night is 24 hours
- Lynches:
- There will be a D1 lynch
- Plurality is in play, and majority will end day early
- Mafia:
- Day chat enabled by default
- There will be a factional kill each night, which a member can carry out in addition to any other actions they may have
FAQ:
- So what happens if the role name I pick is "3 shot guiltless vig"?
- Not what you would want, I assure you. Try me.
- Are you going to give me escort again when all the scum are immune to RB?
- Yes, but only because you asked.
- Why is this called "True UPick"?
- Because the last UPick hosted was just a farce. The roles were already made before the game, and it had nothing to do with what role names you picked. That's why I'm hosting this in the first place.
- Last time you hosted a UPick, you put an Insane Lie Detector in. What would stop you from doing something just as unfun this time?
- This time, I don't have ObiWan looking over my shoulder saying "It needs to be more bastard" over and over, and then basically forcing me to do something dumb.
- But you alone were responsible for the escort with all those RB immune scum
- Nobody asked for your opinion, Kmenx. Get lost.
- Wait, I get replaced out if I don't post a certain amount each day, even if I never got prodded?
- With a smile on my face, and a song in my heart. I'm tired of seeing 10% of the players have 75% of the posts. I really doubt this is going to end up helping though, since all that will happen is low content posts saying things without ever providing reasoning.
- Is fun really banned?
- Yes.
Living Players:
- RAmcius (ISO) <--
ryanyb (ISO) - ZSSDistortion (ISO)
- FMLSheWas12 (ISO) <--
JammySplodge (ISO) - EvanManManMan (ISO)
- TeamMystic (ISO)
Graveyard:
- TFM59
- andilin1 (ISO) - Lynched D1 - 3p jester that wins only when lynched and is not mafia or town
- moonbird (ISO) - Killed N1 - Suicidal Shelf Elmo
- kosmo16 (ISO) - Lynched D2 - Alice Liddell
- ladd (ISO) <--
Multiuniverse (ISO)- Killed N2 - The Ghost of Karl Marx - TorqueRxF (ISO) - Lynched D3 - Zettai Ryouiki
- cmitc1 (ISO) - Killed N3 - Courage the Cowardly Dog
- ZoruaLuhansk (ISO) - Modkilled D4 - The Morning Star
- ChubbyMooshroom9 (ISO) <--
EvilDeanius0 (ISO)- Lynched Day 4 - Breadfather
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