by ShortcutButton » Thu Feb 11, 2016 8:31 pm
If the Broncos win the super bowl
This is the end of professional american football
As the game becomes more and more defense-oriented the games will become more boring
Ratings will drop, money will drop.
Now that for the past three years there have been teams at the super bowl with a great offense and great defense
And the defense has always won
The league has already made any form of contact a crime, leading to defenses becoming severely handicapped
But it's not enough.
Everyone should care.
This could impact the economy in drastic ways
Our entire entertainment industry could go down the shitter in the next 10 years
And after the entertainment industry dies, people will get a real job, causing one of two things: a massive deflation of consumer goods due to the increased workforce, or massive layoffs leading to an epidemic
Which could lead to a global recession
Because Denver fumbled cam newton
I could prolly spend more time making this look better but i was on my phone at the super bowl. You can read.