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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Alicitzen » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:01 pm

Nellyfox wrote:
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Nellyfox wrote:I'm half gay love me

What half?
Top? Bottom? Left? Right? Front? Back?

Half as in girls are pretty great.

True.
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby MrBoddy2005 » Fri Jan 22, 2016 2:24 pm

I certainly have nothing against ladies. Though I find the male of the species more attractive
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:52 am

JammySplodge wrote:
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I'm out

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby JazzMusicStops » Sat Jan 23, 2016 9:57 am

The11thdoctor wrote:
JammySplodge wrote:
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Mroz4k

I'm out

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby MrBoddy2005 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:04 am

The11thdoctor wrote:
JammySplodge wrote:
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Mroz4k

I'm out

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why was i named here? I AM NOT A KINK!



Bow Ties Can Be A Kink, Just Saying
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:49 am

But i am not a bow tie tho.
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby MrBoddy2005 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 10:54 am

The11thdoctor wrote:But i am not a bow tie tho.



Yes, But You Like Bow Ties
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:21 am

MrBoddy2005 wrote:
The11thdoctor wrote:But i am not a bow tie tho.



Yes, But You Like Bow Ties

Bow ties are COOL!
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby MrBoddy2005 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 11:54 am

They ARE Cool
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby milte345 » Sat Jan 23, 2016 2:14 pm

Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.
Maybe it'd be nice to stop thinking...
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby JazzMusicStops » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:24 pm

milte345 wrote: Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.

Tbh I just don't bother
Idk if it's because I'm young or anything
But it just never appealed to me
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Lokiben » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:26 pm

It's because you're young. Definitely.

milte, I've found that the less often I beat it, the more gratifying it is when I do.
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Veeena » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:46 pm

milte345 wrote: Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.

Spoiler: Because I still have a dick, I can answer this.
You can't do it every day, the feeling and sensation will become more of a chore than a pleasurable experience.
Separate your times and only do it when you feel in the mood, not when you feel bored/etc. Doing this will create the anticipation, which is key for pleasure, up to the point of climax.
When it comes to cleaning, you do what you need to do. If you have skin, you just pinch your skin before you climax so you can easily just dump ir to your nearest disposal. I don't know about uncut, so have fun with that.
You're still young, so all of this seems partially new and I remember back then just going at it for the sake of going at it. You just need to space our your times in doing so, and do it when the anticipation is there, and the feeling can be known.
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:52 pm

M4xwell wrote:
milte345 wrote: Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.

Spoiler: Because I still have a dick, I can answer this.
You can't do it every day, the feeling and sensation will become more of a chore than a pleasurable experience.
Separate your times and only do it when you feel in the mood, not when you feel bored/etc. Doing this will create the anticipation, which is key for pleasure, up to the point of climax.
When it comes to cleaning, you do what you need to do. If you have skin, you just pinch your skin before you climax so you can easily just dump ir to your nearest disposal. I don't know about uncut, so have fun with that.
You're still young, so all of this seems partially new and I remember back then just going at it for the sake of going at it. You just need to space our your times in doing so, and do it when the anticipation is there, and the feeling can be known.
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby dota2reporter » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:56 pm

M4xwell wrote:Because I still have a dick

what?
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 3:58 pm

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M4xwell wrote:Because I still have a dick

what?

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby TrueGent » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:01 pm

dang Dota get with the program
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Killthestory » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:02 pm

all in favor of banning dota from the kink thread say Aye

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby parkerparkour » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:16 pm

M4xwell wrote:Because I still have a dick


i can help with that. all or nothing brah
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby agigabyte » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:33 pm

M4xwell wrote:
milte345 wrote: Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.

Spoiler: Because I still have a dick, I can answer this.
You can't do it every day, the feeling and sensation will become more of a chore than a pleasurable experience.
Separate your times and only do it when you feel in the mood, not when you feel bored/etc. Doing this will create the anticipation, which is key for pleasure, up to the point of climax.
When it comes to cleaning, you do what you need to do. If you have skin, you just pinch your skin before you climax so you can easily just dump ir to your nearest disposal. I don't know about uncut, so have fun with that.
You're still young, so all of this seems partially new and I remember back then just going at it for the sake of going at it. You just need to space our your times in doing so, and do it when the anticipation is there, and the feeling can be known.


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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby DizzyWaddleDoo » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:44 pm

agigabyte wrote:
M4xwell wrote:
milte345 wrote: Spoiler: Alright I need to ask a question, to the males specifically
Is it just me or does it seem masturbating is high effort for low reward.
Cause it seems everytime I do so I get maybe a teeny weeny jolt of pleasure, and then I've gotta clean up
I mean
It just seems not worth it.

Spoiler: Because I still have a dick, I can answer this.
You can't do it every day, the feeling and sensation will become more of a chore than a pleasurable experience.
Separate your times and only do it when you feel in the mood, not when you feel bored/etc. Doing this will create the anticipation, which is key for pleasure, up to the point of climax.
When it comes to cleaning, you do what you need to do. If you have skin, you just pinch your skin before you climax so you can easily just dump ir to your nearest disposal. I don't know about uncut, so have fun with that.
You're still young, so all of this seems partially new and I remember back then just going at it for the sake of going at it. You just need to space our your times in doing so, and do it when the anticipation is there, and the feeling can be known.


Spoiler: I didn't know you were trans.

Bruh. Do you pay attention to anything?
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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Tiltedcomedian » Sat Jan 23, 2016 4:50 pm

Killthestory wrote:all in favor of banning dota from the kink thread say Aye

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby The11thdoctor » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:16 pm

Tiltedcomedian wrote:
Killthestory wrote:all in favor of banning dota from the kink thread say Aye

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby DizzyWaddleDoo » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:47 pm

The11thdoctor wrote:
Tiltedcomedian wrote:
Killthestory wrote:all in favor of banning dota from the kink thread say Aye

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Re: Sexuality/kink thread

Postby Nellyfox » Sat Jan 23, 2016 5:53 pm

all in favor of locking this thread because none of you can even stay on topic say aye

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I'm glad we could have this discussion.
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