"The Town of Salem walks into a bar..."

[awa2001]

This should do it

Spoiler: A Sheriff walks into a bar.
He gets publicly executed in the bar for finding too many people NS.

An Investigator walks into a bar.
He gets so drunk he cannot tell apart two beautiful women from an old guy with a wagon.

A Lookout walks into a bar.
He watches 2 people walk up to his friend. One of them carries a bloody knife and viciously attacks him. The other performed life-saving surgery on him. But who was who? The wasted lookout did not know.

A Spy walks into a bar.
A Godfather walks out of the bar.

An Escort cannot walk into a bar because they have already committed suicide at this point.

A Medium walks into a bar.
Then joins the Escort.

A Retributionist walks into a bar.
When he could be using his mystical powers on all the victims of Salem.
Nah, screw that.

A Mayor walks into a bar.
This explains every Mayor ever in Town of Salem.

A Doctor walks into a bar.
Sees a wasted Mayor and decides the old bag isn't worth it.

A Bodyguard walks into a bar.
Gets so drunk that he feels the need to kill himself after saving a townie's life.

A Vigilante walks into a bar.
He sees how much the Mayor drinks and decides to double down on it.

A Veteran walks into a bar.
Then the center of town to proclaim himself as the Jailretriguard.

A Jailor walks into a bar.
Kidnaps the bartender and executes him for serving the wrong drink.

[Bumpercarz]

A Bartender walks into a bar and tries to hand the Veteran a drink.
He was drunk and alert and shot the poor Veteran

[Iteration]

Anyone here got a Kit Kat?

[Bumpercarz]

I'm more interested if anyone even get's my joke

[Vanillabae]

A Blackmailer walks into a bar.

The only sound he could hear was crickets.

[plantdrago]

A tracker stalks into a bar.

[JamesD28]

A Vampire walks into a bar.

The Bartender won't let him order anything for a day because he had a drink last night.

[dyaomaster]

A Psychic walks into the bar on n1 and accidentally calls his three friends over for a drink.

[Bumpercarz]

A BG walks into a bar and sits on the Mayor's table.
Then an Arsonist comes in and tries to douse him
The BG instantly shoots the Arso but mysteriously dies

[JamesD28]

An Arsonist walks into a bar and orders himself a drink.

Everyone else in the bar becomes drunk.

[cyphron]

Potion Master Time!
A potion master walked into a bar...

PM:Here drink this
Townie:No
PM:DIE!! *hits him in the face with potion bottle*
Townie:Ouch
PM:That was so worth waiting three nights for

PM:Here drink this.
Townie:Ok
PM: HA! I know your a doctor now WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

[dyaomaster]

title "funny role combinations" becomes obsolete

A Medusa walks into a bar and starts serving drugs. The next day, the customers are so wasted that the Town can only tell they were stoned.

The Medusa returns home and gets congratulated by the Pot Master.

[Scientedfic]

A trapper walks into a bar. No one wants to sit next to him, since they're all too scared.

[Gregreat]

A Crusader walks into a bar. He sits down next to the Investigator and they both start drinking. Seven mugs later, the Bodyguard sits down at the table with the two of them. The Crusader turns to his drinking buddy.

"Whoozat, Invess?"
"Eez Bahygarr, Gahfader, er Arsnis."
"Ee mus be evull. Ahve gah dis."

We found John Hathorne dead in his house last night. He was killed by a Bodyguard. His role was Crusader.
We found William Hobbs dead in his house last night. He was killed by a Crusader. His role was Bodyguard.

[heytheregirl17]

The Mafia walks into a bar for a few drinks. A couple hours later, a Crusader walks into the bar and orders a beer. He stares at the door for a long time, occasionally checking his watch.

An Investigator and a Consort walk into the bar. The Crusader glances at his watch, pulls a coin out of his pocket and flips it. Without warning he draws his sword and stabs the Investigator.

The Mafia initiates the Crusader as an Ambusher.

[Bumpercarz]

The Plaguebearer walks into the bar. After someone announced they are Survivor they go up to them and say hi.
The next day Pestillence walks into the bar.