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The Bodyguard's logic as he kills a Vampire Hunter

[TheWabbit]

^title.

1st game: doctor.
- town hung an obvious jester
- mafia member fake claimed transporter
- survivor sided with mafia
- loss (a whopping -7, that hurts)

2nd game: survivor.
- I only vested night 2
- randomly killed by mafia night 3
- any was amnesiac anyway so I probably wouldn't have won
- loss (-6, gee I know surv is easy win but WHAT THE FUCK)

3rd game: serial killer.
- was going to claim TI but two TI's died night 1
- made a mistake claiming medium with a dead escort, mayor and medium cc'er
- any was also serial killer but didn't kill anyone before being executed by the jailor (apparently he claimed survivor after amnesiac had remembered
- loss (at least it was only -1)

Should I even keep going??

Yes. Your escapades are interesting to read.

[deathofrats0808]

Bodyguard: That guy totally just tried to stab me, but I can't be bothered to shoot him back and appear to have entirely forgotten his appearance. Damn.

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Idiot Townie: Oh, VFR is a totally reliable strategy that will ensure I win the game? Fuck that!

I'm actually one of those people. I don't do VFR unless there's a very limited pool of suspects left and none of them are willing to co-operate. If you VFR early on, it just ruins the game and makes it boring. I don't play to win, I play to have fun.

[holydwing]

Idiot Townie: Oh, VFR is a totally reliable strategy that will ensure I win the game? Fuck that!

I'm actually one of those people. I don't do VFR unless there's a very limited pool of suspects left and none of them are willing to co-operate. If you VFR early on, it just ruins the game and makes it boring. I don't play to win, I play to have fun.

lol hes just butthurt and has it in for me. were talking about that in 2 topics and he just came to another one probably just to disagree with me XD. he just cant understand the idea of decency and fair play.

[awa2001]

Bodyguard logic: I just killed the SK! Now let's make it more dramatic. *suicide*

[1501227]

Bodyguard uses a gun, which I read in their lore, so how exactly can Serial Killers and Arsonists kill them if they use close range type weapons?

[holydwing]

Bodyguard logic: I just killed the SK! Now let's make it more dramatic. *suicide*

hmmm? i always saw it as the BG romantically taking the hit and killing the attacker in the process of protecting their target.

on a side note:

SK: oh the escort/jailor targeted me. better kill them, even though they obviously left a note, saying who they visited tonight.

The only ones flaming you are the idiots who don't know how to play.
Don't bother with them.

accuses people of flaming, proceeds to flame them.

[Asew54321]

Witch: Oh, this person seems to be swapping the locations of two people. I could make him swap two different people than what wanted to and possibly cause a Vigilante to shoot someone they don't want to... Nah mate, that requires effort. Screw it, I just won't control anyone tonight since my brain hurts from thinking about controlling the Transporter!
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Janitor: Hmm. This person did not die since the bullet magically ricocheted off of their knife. I guess I could just save my cleaning uten-- oops! I dropped my mop in a pool of blood! Oh well, I guess that's one of my cleanings gone.
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Vampire Hunter: *goes into someone's house*
Vampire Hunter: Howdy mate, do you want a piece of garlic?
Escort: I mean, I gotta go sex up someone tonight, but sure. What's bad breath gonna do for my attractiveness?
Vampire Hunter: Cheers, mate. Have a nice night committing adultery!
Vampire Hunter: *exits house*
Vampire Hunter: I feel proud of myself
*scream can be heard from the house*
Vampire Hunter: Oh god, did she get bit? Maybe I should go check... Nah, that's probably just the orgy.
MEANWHILE AT THE ESCORT'S HOUSE
Vampire: Hello old bean, how's it like having no blood?
Escort: It's cool, I guess. You know what, who needs sex when you don't have any blood? I'm gonna spend the rest of my life biting people instead! Living life to the fullest potential!

[alex1234321]

Idiot Townie: Oh, VFR is a totally reliable strategy that will ensure I win the game? Fuck that!

The thing is that many noobs do not know how to use VFR effectively and have probably then tried it and had mislynched because of it. I played a Ranked Practice game once where I said to do VFR as Escort then told everyone to inno the un-CC'ed Lookout after the other TI was dead but they guiltied. Then I got them to vote a Vigilante claim up who got CC'ed, and they were lynched. Instead of lynching the CC'er, they proceeded to lynch me.

[deathofrats0808]

Please stop talking about VFR, that's not what this thread is for.

[Jezz92]

Ranked as doctor:

Spoiler: Day 1: Im a werewolf said he was going to kill kittyninja. Meh. Jester.
Night 1: I was going to heal haha because of his name but I decided on Wool Mather because he was number 1 slot.

Day 2: haha was stabbed by a serial killer (DAMN!!). He flipped consort (OH GOOD). Escort claimed transported. Alex the migger said there were two transporters. Lamigra claimed witched. Im a werewolf said he would have killed Kitty had he not been role blocked. I told the jailor he should execute werewolf; he was either a jester, mafia, serial killer or a gamethrowing townie. Either way, useless for us.

Night 2: I decided to call werewolf's bluff. If he wasn't evil then mafia/serial killer could try to kill her to frame him. I healed kitty. She was attacked, and I was transported twice.
Day 3: A vigilante by the name of Soy Basura was stabbed by a serial killer. Kitty said they were attacked in jail. I confirmed via whisper to her that I knew she was attacked because I healed her. Werewolf told TP to stop healing kitty so he could kill her. Wtf, how is this guy still alive. Alex tried to vote me up for some reason.

Night 3: I healed kitty again.
Day 4: A lookout was stabbed by a serial killer. The mafioso was executed by the jailor. Alex the transporter was killed by the mafia. Soy was brought back to life. I saw Lamigra whispering to Soy during the announcements, indicating he was the retributionist. I whispered to Soy saying I was doctor. Jimmy saw the whisper and told me he was spy, so I said this to Soy as well. BlazinDeath was voted up and didn't claim. Various people whispered their roles to Soy, and he said there were two TP claims. Blazin was voted guilty. He flipped godfather.

Night 4: I was jailed. I claimed my role and posted my will. I also said Lamigra was likely retributionist and Jimmy claimed spy.
Day 5: The other transporter was stabbed by a serial killer. Jimmy the spy was shot by a vigilante. I told Soy we could have tested him today. Soy said he was controlled. Ah. Forgot about witch.

So it was down to me, Soy the revivied vigilante, Lamigra the retributionist, Escort, Plumbus, Wool Mather, Kitty, and werewolf who was still being useless. I whispered to Soy asking who else claimed TP, also posting my will to him. He told me Plumbus claimed TP. Escort was voted up. He was guiltied and flipped survivor.

Night 5: So Plumbus was serial killer, werewolf was likely witch, and kitty was not jailor because she had been jailed. POE, jailor was Wool. I healed him. He was attacked.
Day 6: Soy the vigilante died from guilt. Werewolf was executed by the jailor. He flipped investigator (WTF?!?!?). I whispered to Wool saying I healed him. He thanked me. I told the town that Plumbus was serial killer and Kitty was witch. Plumbus claimed bodyguard, so Wool knew he was healed my me, so TP was doctor, RT was retributionist and any was investigator. Plumbus was voted up. Sure enough, he flipped serial killer. We win! +5 for that shit lol

[Wandere]

Rare final outcome game just now:

https://i.gyazo.com/c2f69b66f7130e2c987941990335c237.jpg

The town took out the mafia really quickly, but were having some difficulty with the arsonist. The jester had died, so everyone felt pretty safe lynching the false lookout. We all believed the game was over, but surprise - it was the Any jester ! With both remaining town doused, the arsonist ignites - but then he dies to guilt - the mafia, the town, the jesters and the arsonist have all died.

In this town of Salem, only one survives.

[testaccount1234]

There was Mayor, Veteran, Bodyguard (me), Arsonist, Godfather, Forger, Janitor and Werewolf left.

The night before, I used my self-vest and was saved by a Mafia attack while the Serial Killer was ignited by an Arsonist and Serial Killer killed another townie.

Mayor lynched the Janitor and everyone knew who the three townies were. This is where things got interesting.

I protected the Mayor on a full-moon night. I was attacked by the Mafia and the Werwolf (killing both me, the Godfather and Forger in the process). I also died protecting the Mayor from the Arsonist.

That left the Veteran, Mayor and Werewolf left. Then the Werewolf was lynched. Town won.

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Let's pick this thread back up.

There's a full moon out tonight, and a Lookout watches a man turn into a terrifying beast known as the Werewolf.
Lookout: Oh my! It would appear my target has turned into a Werewolf!
Werewolf: Well, time to go kill somebody, preferably a mailman.
Lookout: Well, my target had no visitors. I guess I got no information of use.

[Tricks]

Some of them is kinda reused joke but i still have good laugh from this thread xD

Jester: i wanna died but not from mafia,sK,ww kill and arson burn. just roooooopeeeee!

[DevilInANutshell]

I just sometimes play a lot of classic games because I'm playing with a bunch of newbies and its great to mess around on there.

So, this one game, I thought I was in a ranked practice game(I don't go Ranked because of waiting) and I was a jester.

I thought I might as well mess around so are started randomly voting.

So people actually voted me up. And I stood there just copy and pasting the "I'm am Blackmailed" message for fun.

It was until I died I finally saw someone in chat say,

"There's no Blackmailer in Classic."

One of my most stupid wins I have to say.

[dyaomaster]

Apparently a Lookout has to enter a Veteran's house before being able to do his duty.


Medium: The Sheriff just interrogated me! Wait... or did he? I can't remember.

[Wirewolf]

- Old guy reveals himself as the Mayor (despite nobody remembering electing him) and proceeds to actively rig any future votes, whilst simultaneously holding a kangaroo court for his political opponents, who he then summarily executes upon the trial's conclusion without any regard for due process.

- Town, despite the fact that they're supposed to be catching criminals, doesn't question this.

[rocketbabydolls]

Ranked as Mayor.

I keep myself quiet throughout, I don't want to out myself unless necessary. Half the town is dead, it's a two Serial Killer game, there's three Lookout claims and someone posting their Sheriff will even though one TI role and one TS role are dead. Five seconds before the night ends someone questions my role, I claim that I'm a TS role and they say that they're going to kill me tonight.

I was killed by the Vigilante even though a second TS role was still open. I will also point out that on day two someone claimed healed, the BG died to mafia a couple of days later, the day before I was shot by the Vigi.

Any is claimed, there's three people claiming the last TI and RT and the Vigi shoots someone role still in the mix for not revealing two seconds before the end of the day because of their accusation with nothing to back it up with.

I should start making screenshot's every time someone accuse's me of gamethrowing.

[Jezz92]

Bodyguard: *gasp!* the doctor is about to be killed! I must save him! *fights off mafioso, killing him and getting badly injured in the process*

Doctor: *gasp!* my hero! Oh no, he's dying! I have to do something. But wait, I already decided to heal the jailor tonight. If only I knew who the bodyguard was sooner. Oh well. *walks off*

[deathofrats0808]

Doctor: I was attacked on my way to the Jailor's house but despite the fact I have the skills and equipment necessary to save my life I think I'll just lie here and die.

[deathofrats0808]

Townies: You know when starting a town, it's best to make sure at least a third of the population actively tries to kill, lynch or control all the others.

Witched Sheriff: Wow, I was forced to walk to my neighbours house last night by that strange woman who broke in and my neighbour was a Serial Killer. Despite this I don't remember where I went last night or who made me to there,nobody that I talked to the SK last night.

Town: You know, we have all lived here for years except those guys who moved in just before the mafia attacks. I wonder who the mafia are?

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Investigator/Consigliere: My target's house is covered in gas. Despite them owning many, many guns, they seem like a Bodyguard, Godfather, or Arsonist.

[Jezz92]

All any as executioner:

Shoutout to martinnehuen (Angry Puppy), gazelle2000 (Humpingbackwhale), Lannouni (toz), Khakha1036 (Lily Charm) and ZzFifthElementzZ (Neutral Beign) for being in this game with me!

So I had just finished a game which made me quite angry. Just a bad game, plus I was already in a bad mood as it was. Martin had mentioned in our party chat that I was like an 'Angry Puppy'. So I decided that would be my next in-game name. Unfortunately, though, he beat me to it! So I named myself Happy Puppy. There was another player who named themselves Disabled Puppy. lol

Spoiler: Day 1: I found out my target was Disabled Puppy (omg so perfect XD)
Night 1: I was attacked. Well...

Day 2: toz the bodyguard died guarding someone, also taking out the serial killer. I immediately claimed sheriff and said Disabled Puppy was mafia. Several people voted him up. he claimed spy. I scoffed and said 'Nah...blackmailer'. He was lynched easily (something like 9 guilty votes or some shit, I can't believe my luck as executioner sometimes). Sure enough, he flipped spy. What I hadn't noticed was some guy called Kanade had claimed executioner and said his target was Disabled Puppy just before I posted my fake sheriff will. lol.

Day 3: No one died. Some guy called Arkitecture said he was an executioner and his target was Flying Dog (What is this? Do people just claim executioner now??). I can't entirely remember what happened but for some reason I didn't like this guy called Oxykage and told the town to vote him up. Nothing happened.

Day 4: Flying Dog the bodyguard died guarding someone, taking out Oxykage the mafioso out as well. I literally said 'YAHA SEE??????????'. I told the town they could trust me, and called out some random guy called Kforkonishi, saying to lynch him next. Lily Charm said Shayla was the godfather. Shayla claimed spy. Kforkonishi said Arkitecture was now a jester. No voting.

Day 5: Lily Charm the bodyguard was killed by the mafia. Humpingbackwhale the forger was incinerated by an arsonist (ooh!). Again I told the town to lynch Kforkonishi. Nothing happened.
Night 5: I was attacked (LMAO).

Day 6: I laughed at the mafia for attacking me, a confirmed executioner. Still pushed for Kforkonishi. Nothing.

Day 7: Kanade the executioner was incinerated by an arsonist. Neutral Beign said Angry Puppy was the arsonist. I finally got Kforkonishi voted up. Unfortunately, though, I was the only guilty voter, with Arkitecture voting innocent and everyone else abstaining. I was annoyed and tried to vote him again. Neutral Beign said to kill Angry Puppy. I announced that both Neutral Beign and Kforkonishi were mafia.

Day 8: An investigator was killed by the mafia. I was down to me, Shayla who had claimed spy, Angry Puppy, Kforkonishi, Neutral Beign, and Arkitecture the confirmed jester. Little did I know Shayla was actually a consort so she, Kforkonishi the forger turned mafioso and Neutral Beign the consigliere were all able to vote Angry Puppy up, who flipped arsonist. What a pity. If only the town listened to me!!