VLDR: Convention of the Minds - WORST ENDING

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

The elevator really does seem to be down.

Well, I'm sure these doors lead to the stairs.

There's a tinge of nervousness in her voice as she says that

[PolyesterHomes]

Several people try the elevator button to no avail. What a shame.

[PolyesterHomes]

[Chubby goes through one of the doors.]

[Cyantic]

... Why the fuck is the front desk up an elevator?

[Hawkwing425]

O-oh! Right! I should introduce myself too. Dr. Inteus Rite. If you need anything, let me know.

[Phinerxen]

Ah, yeah, introductions and the like. The name's Joan Cleaver. Don't worry about the cleaver part, I don't bite too hard.

[Cyantic]

Why are we introducing ourselves, exactly? I just want to know why someone put the front desk in some place that isn't the lobby. I feel like that's a huge oversight on the whole 'I'm going to make a hotel lobby' bit.

[Hawkwing425]

Well, I'd bet this won't be the only time we're interacting with each other. We may as well share names, right? As for the front desk issue... I don't exactly know myself.

[Cyantic]

You're weird.

[Hawkwing425]

Maybe so... haha...
[He sounds like he's feeling just a little awkward.]

[UzayAltay]

Call me Micheal.
And thanks for answers to me.
I definitely need a lighter. I, cannot think properly without... Anyway.

[Cyantic]

I don't think you should be smoking indoors anyway. Shit, man. Maybe I still have my cigarettes anyway. If we can get up there, we can share one before I gotta walk to civilisation. Who puts a fucking lobby in the basement. I was far too hammered after my flight.

[Hawkwing425]

I'm not sure smoking is allowed on these grounds... or, at least, not around the plant life.

[PolyesterHomes]

[leeten] enters the room.

[Cyantic]

The man just blankly stares at Inteus, like the idea that fun can be harmful is foreign to him.

[leeten]

Someone said cigarettes? Couldn't find any in the room. I could do with a smoke myself.

[Phinerxen]

Don't think you'd find any down here, I doubt they're even allowed here at all.

[UzayAltay]

I cannot see a signboard shows it is not allowed.

[Hawkwing425]

It really isn't healthy, anyways.

[Cyantic]

... Who the fuck stole my lighter as well? This is actually the dumbest day I've had.

[Cyantic]

Ah shit, actually, that might've not been stolen. Could've forgotten that at the bar. Still.

[leeten]

It's the end of the word; I don't think the higher ups care much about us having a smoke. Peter Riley. Yours?

[Knockoff]

Indeed, the design choice is odd. Is this a ‘you get what you paid for’ matter? It is curious we received an all-expenses paid trip for something so frivolous.

Does anyone else have any missing belongings?

[Phinerxen]

I didn't really bring much besides my clothes, so nah.

[Cyantic]

Yeah, my money, car keys, and now my fucking lighter is gone. The last one is probably my fault, though. I hate flying.