Re: [Insert an uncreative chat room title here]
Posted: Sun Jul 22, 2018 1:17 am
lemonader666 wrote:I got it! I understood the true meaning of the episode. The yovidaphone is a dick. No, don't laugh, I'll explain. You like to play with your dick, but when you do it in public, people somehow start to run away from you and avoid you, and you do not understand what is happening, because you enjoy it. When you start jerking off in the woods, in the park, in a sewing workshop, at the stadium and your friends become awkward and they suck. Then they try to explain to you that it is not correct to do so, but because of the awkwardness of this topic they can't find the right words. Then they explain you that you're the ultimate pervert. You are offended by the world where no one understands you and decide to leave. You dropped friends, work, home. Since for you to stop jerking off in public is tantamount to abstinence, you decide to go into the porn industry, where you certainly will not be oppressed by anyone. But when you see their huge cock, their mastery of playing them, you feel sad. But eventually, your dirty thoughts get their understanding and approval.
What in the actual fuck?