Boss Rush

[KingoftheRocks]

How it works:

Player A describes a boss. "a yellow dragon lol"
Player B describes how they'd defeat it. "stab it in the eye lol"
Player B describes a boss. "a red dragon lol"
Player C describes how they'd beat it. "You simpletons. I'd draw my enchanted rapier and stay the foul fiend thru it's heart, before directing my rage onto it's creator."
Player C describes a boss. "An impenetrable magical shield around a living sentient eye whom can shoot lasers."
Player D describes how they'd beat it. "I'd use a mirror to blast the lasers back at it, forcing it o let down itshield and giving me a weak spot, where then I shall stab it in it's eye."
And so on. Note: don't be players a and b no one likes those guys

Also if you want to include a boss theme go ahead. Or a picture.

My go:
A skeleton with a steel bowler hat with a razor sharp brim.

[deathofrats0808]

I kick it in the chest and break it into pieces.

A Yellow Dragon lol.

[Technetium]

Trick it into flying into the convenient spikes of doom lining the sides of the boss room, three times.

Ten wizards specializing in illusion...unless there’s actually just one of them.

[Chemist1422]

Annoy him to death by saying, “you know what they say, the more, the merrier!” more than the Egg Breaker.

The Egg Breaker.

[KingoftheRocks]

Remind the Egg Breaker what it came from and have it run off sobbing.

One of those sluttily arted succubuses but asexual.

[ARandomDouche]

Beat it up.

One fast boi with razor sharp glasses.

[deathofrats0808]

I shoot the idiot boss.

Almighty God.

[Multiuniverse]

I build an ark

Cthulhu

[Technetium]

I speak the name "Henderson" three times to summon he who killed Hastur. Then I let him deal with the boss.

A swarm of deadly nanomachines.

[Multiuniverse]

Jump into the sea so it can't follow me

Trump

[deathofrats0808]

I hold up a cross and he bursts into flame.

Khorne, Chaos God of War, Murder and Blood. BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD, SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!

[ARandomDouche]

I break a melon and he gets mad. So mad in fact, Khorne rushes towards me in which I step out of the way and trip him. He fell so hard, he went back to hell.

The sun.

[Multiuniverse]

I take out a mirror so he sees his own reflection and gets blinded by it

A cyclone

[khakha1036]

The government has taken the action, evades nearby citizens, provide shelters and supplies for the refugees.

Universal hamsterlion

[Multiuniverse]

I am the multiuniversal hamster lion thus higher ranking and more powerful than the universal hamsterlion therefore it obeys me

Deathofrats wielding excalibur

[khakha1036]

Pronounce his name "correctly" and the guy gets exploded of excitement

Me invading arcade forum

[KingoftheRocks]

use a thread to distract them from the truth

Someone who only attacks your feelings

[Stiersquid]

Ignore what they say.

Am army.

[ARandomDouche]

Be winter with incoming Russians.

Big Shaq

[marlony1]

I take off his jacket and he freezes to death


A bowl of poisoned Mac and cheese

[Multiuniverse]

Don't eat it

You

[yauaustin202]

Me.

Time and space paradox

[deathofrats0808]

I call the Doctor, who fixes the paradox by reversing the polarity of the neutron flow.

Sephiroth.

[Technetium]

Spam Knights of the Round.

An evil copy of you, but stronger.

[Stiersquid]

I kill it in its sleep.

A train.