Fix the above posters problem

[Ezradekezra]

Thanos snap

I don't feel so good

[BRVR]

They need to be not so awesome! Their awesomeness is burning me alive!

[dolphina]

Stab the awesome to DEATH!

I stabbed too many people and now I’m in jail.

[Stiersquid]

You know the drill find a rebel and have a planning montage to escape.

I'm hungry.

[CheezePie]

eat squid

how do i write 我是同性戀 by hand

[Stiersquid]

eat squid

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING. YOU DARE TO TO SUGGEST THAT I EAT MY OWN SPECIES AND THE ASK FOR HELP. I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS HERESY. YOU ARE BUT AN INSECT TO ME. PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH. YOU WILL SCREAM FOR MERCY. A THAT WILL NEVER COME.

Help I can't back up my previous statement.

[BRVR]

eat squid

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING. YOU DARE TO TO SUGGEST THAT I EAT MY OWN SPECIES AND THE ASK FOR HELP. I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS HERESY. YOU ARE BUT AN INSECT TO ME. PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH. YOU WILL SCREAM FOR MERCY. A THAT WILL NEVER COME.

Help I can't back up my previous statement.

DO NOT WORRY!

I CAN HELP!


HEY SOMEBODY HELP THEM BACK UP THEIR PREVIOUS STATEMENT!

[dolphina]

eat squid

HOW DARE YOU SUGGEST SUCH A THING. YOU DARE TO TO SUGGEST THAT I EAT MY OWN SPECIES AND THE ASK FOR HELP. I WILL DESTROY YOU FOR THIS HERESY. YOU ARE BUT AN INSECT TO ME. PREPARE TO FACE MY WRATH. YOU WILL SCREAM FOR MERCY. A THAT WILL NEVER COME.

Help I can't back up my previous statement.

DO NOT WORRY!

I CAN HELP!


HEY SOMEBODY HELP THEM BACK UP THEIR PREVIOUS STATEMENT!

hey, here’s a gun. And a taser

The fbi is coming to arrest me after i illegally bought a gun and a taser off of the black market

[Stiersquid]

Just make sure that the judge sends you to a prison that hasn't banned cool rebels and planning montages. Then escape with ease.

The judge saw through my plan and send me to a private cell, where there will be no rebels and a planning montage will be impossible.

[BRVR]

Just make sure that the judge sends you to a prison that hasn't banned cool rebels and planning montages. Then escape with ease.

The judge saw through my plan and send me to a private cell, where there will be no rebels and a planning montage will be impossible.

You are redirected to a prison with blind guards and no walls.

I am lonely.

[Stiersquid]

Just become a loner protagonist and the story will force people onto you.

The story forced too many people onto me.

[CheezePie]

blend in with the other squids

how to go back in time and delete the cringe

[ScorpioDiAngelo]

Follow this link

The voices in my head have names!!

[dolphina]

Good. They are humans too

there’s a fucking furry on the loose

[Ezradekezra]

Send them to horny jail

PLEASE HELP, PUTTING ALL OF THE FURRIES IN HORNY JAIL DID NOT WORK AS INTENDED!

[Stiersquid]

You need to limit their interaction. This will prevent them from being horny with each other. Also have mandatory meditation sessions to reduce horniness. Also ban rebels and planning montages to stop escapes.

Someone wants to put me in horny jail.

[Emily372]

Horny Jail does not exist. I'm not the horny Jailor.

Every time I play as Jailor I get increasingly stressed.

[Stiersquid]

Just make risky and suicidal plays as jailor.

Horny jail doesn't exist and I'm surrounded by horny people

[JacksonVirgo]

Start a horny jail yourself

I'm tired as ball crap

[dolphina]

die

i unintentionally died

[CheezePie]

error: above poster's problem could not be found

i often lack empathy

[dolphina]

murder someone

i got caught in the act

[CheezePie]

paint your hands blue, then claim in court that you couldn't have been caught red handed, and be acquitted

i took a bribe to hand down a not guilty verdict on a murderous psychopath

[Stiersquid]

Spend the money on security deliver a guilty verdict anyway.

My security measures have failed and the mafia is here to kill me.

[CheezePie]

you can still self-vest and claim executioner, hopefully they won't bother you again

the mafia has discovered our communication and is now here to kill us both