Fix the above posters problem

[LetitiaWilson]

Easy. When the video starts, be naked, then everyone will be too uncomfortable to continue.


My car won't start.

[MysticMismagius]

Walk ;P

quarantine is too much in my comfort zone for it to be a bad thing

This doesn't seem like a problem... just be sensitive to the people in your life who aren't comfortable with it.

I can't think of a good April Fool's Day prank.

[fwogcarf]

The one i used is asking my sibling if i could watch a show that he liked and I hated. They genuienly got excited until I said April Fool's, and all the happiness just dropped onto the floor along with their body (yes, they collapsed in shame)


How do I read a book upside down?

[PolyesterHomes]

Look at it through a mirror.

Nobody takes my 6 paragraph rants about battle boarding seriously.

[fwogcarf]

Probably because nobody knows what that is, therefore they don't want to read something that long on something they don't know about.

I can't turn off my ear

[woahah]

severe trauma
always severe trauma


Theres always a lingering feeling that everything that I do is worthless and I should just give up

[EqsyLootz]

give up.

I can't blink.

[GrumpyGoomba]

Don't blink.

I have no problem.

[SparkingJay]

ur gay. I am now your problem

My 90's on fOrTnITe are too cracked, please help

[fwogcarf]

make 70s then ez

I can't rap fast

[Chemist1422]

rap slow

I have an essay due in two hours

[fwogcarf]

it is done

whenever i go golfing, i always smack the ball into someone's head

[ARandomDouche]

Make sure to do a "presidential bodyguard" jump in front of them.

I want a better PFP.

[Magnetic]

Draw a second pair of sunglasses on his forehead.

I wish I had three arms.

[Crimson97]

Chernobyl's a good place to start.

A car starts from rest and accelerates uniformly over a time of 5.21 seconds for a distance of 110 m. Determine the acceleration of the car.

[MysticMismagius]

Learn how to do your own math homework.

I have been craving food from the Chinese restaurant near my house for a good three weeks, but I can't go outside to get it because it's a waste of money and coronavirus. How do I stop the cravings?

[ARandomDouche]

How exactly is the Coronavirus and money wasting stopping you? It physically can't.

My eye hurts.

[CuteyCats1234]

Remove them

I removed my arm by mistake

[fwogcarf]

Put it back on

My new girl is 18 still lied to her dad to see me

[Transcender]

garlic bread

I want to sleep for a few weeks at a time

[ARandomDouche]

You can, but you will be severely sleep depreciated.

I lost 2 dollars and I cannot find it.

[Transcender]

Buy two dollars.

So i have these really expensive, old copies of a series called "Transformers Headmasters" and no PC dvd drive i have can play them, only my ps2. Disk rot is on the horizon. These are not made any more. How do i rip them onto my pc? Thanks.

[TheFluffyWaffleV2]

Record it playing on your PS2.

There are no good forum games anymore.

[UzayAltay]

Make one.

I just read that entire topic and want to forget it.

[dolphina]

Bleach your brain.

I have a severe procrastination problem where I start writing a story and then decide it's trash and never finish it.