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1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby DragonA7X » Wed May 28, 2014 6:53 pm

In each post, post a funny way to get kicked out of Walmart. Also, make sure to number each way. Our goal is to reach 1,000. I believe in you guys, we can do it!
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1. Dive into the ball pit and grab all of the balls claiming they're blue.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Arckas » Wed May 28, 2014 6:55 pm

2)

The milk prank.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby SonOfAMedic » Wed May 28, 2014 6:57 pm

This is one i accidentally did before but didn't get kicked out for

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Veeena » Wed May 28, 2014 7:00 pm

4. Wank off in the fitting rooms... With the door open.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Kaboosh » Wed May 28, 2014 7:05 pm

5. Start attacking the mannequins, claiming you are a servant of Markiplier and you're killing the mannequins for him.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby iggyvolz » Wed May 28, 2014 7:06 pm

6) Play a live-action game of Town of Salem in the store ("HE'S THE JESTER! DON'T LYNCH HIM!!!")
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby SonOfAMedic » Wed May 28, 2014 7:09 pm

7. combining 2 before mentioned ways, wank off in the ball pit.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby TheThief » Wed May 28, 2014 7:14 pm

8.) Throw Toilet paper across different aisles.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby DragonA7X » Wed May 28, 2014 7:35 pm

9. Spill lemonade on the floor claiming you had an "accident".
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby TheThief » Wed May 28, 2014 9:29 pm

10.) Everytime you go to a new Aisle, yell, "WOW, thats a low price." Even if you have been in the aisle before, just do it everytime.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Alicitzen » Wed May 28, 2014 9:46 pm

11) Only get things offered as buy one get one free, and claim they are the free one.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Rickdaily12 » Wed May 28, 2014 10:10 pm

12. Openly saying that you are taking pictures of EVERYONE to post on "People of Walmart".
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby letitgo » Wed May 28, 2014 10:27 pm

13.) Ask help from the associates and ask them why they're so close.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Arckas » Wed May 28, 2014 10:30 pm

14.)Eat all the free sample and wait for more to come.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Panzo » Thu May 29, 2014 3:29 am

15. Look for items they don't have and complain why they don't have them.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby PiePerson » Thu May 29, 2014 3:50 am

16. Sing a REM song loudly
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby LatulaMitunaXY » Thu May 29, 2014 5:23 am

17. Climb the shelves while knocking off as many things as possible. Then once you get to the top, scream "FOR NARNIAAAA!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby SonOfAMedic » Thu May 29, 2014 5:32 am

18. Run around with your underwear over your pants yelling "I am superman"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby townofsalem21 » Thu May 29, 2014 6:24 am

19) Tell everyone that you placed a bomb in the shelves and the whole place is going to explode in 30 seconds.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Deawyn » Thu May 29, 2014 11:11 am

20) Construct a fort with beer packs and yell "YOU WILL NEVER CAUGHT ME ALIVE°
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby DragonA7X » Thu May 29, 2014 11:54 am

21. Open a jar of mayo and smear it on a couple of magazines.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby xXxAQUAxXx » Thu May 29, 2014 12:05 pm

22) Go through the electronics section yelling, "WHERE IS THE ELECTRONIC TOILET PAPER?!?!?"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby DragonA7X » Thu May 29, 2014 12:30 pm

23. Walk into Walmart nude, declaring today is your birthday and you're wearing your favorite suit.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby TheScowler » Thu May 29, 2014 1:11 pm

24. Paint a large red circle on the floor and start advertising Target.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Metrion » Thu May 29, 2014 5:48 pm

25. Loitering for the sole purpose of using their wi-fi to check the forums while wearing the uniform of their competition.

*looks around quickly, spots angry employee*

I gotta go!
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