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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby ok98161 » Sun Jan 15, 2017 10:24 am

870: Kill heytheregirl17 because they left the number off.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Thu Jan 19, 2017 8:31 pm

871: Grab the dicks, all of them.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Damafaud » Fri Jan 20, 2017 5:53 am

872: Kill the cashier.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby sunfirejr » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:41 am

873: fake your death in the walmart and come back within the week
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Fri Jan 20, 2017 7:52 am

874: Climb the tallest shelves, and shout "MY DICK IS SO HARD RIGHT NOW!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby sunfirejr » Fri Jan 20, 2017 8:12 am

875: become HereThereEverywhere's avatar and listen to the voices
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Diru » Fri Jan 20, 2017 2:45 pm

876: whispering into the cashiers ear "I have a penis!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Fri Jan 20, 2017 4:49 pm

877: Walk up to a random stranger, shout "You got me pregnant!" and slap them across the face(bonus points if they're with someone/additional bonus points if you're a dude)
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Multiuniverse » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:37 pm

878: Claim you're a terrorist to the cashier

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:39 pm

879: Walk up to a random stranger and start making out with them.
Groping and tongue optional.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Multiuniverse » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:42 pm

880: Walk in with 3 shotguns and a scar across your right eyes

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:43 pm

881: Nonchalantly start opening foodstuffs and eating them.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Multiuniverse » Wed Jan 25, 2017 10:47 pm

882: Wear prophet like clothes and yell 'JESUS IS COMING, LOOK BUSY!'

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby ok98161 » Fri Jan 27, 2017 4:38 pm

883: Wearing flashy clothes, shout "VULTURES ARE COMING! LOOK ALIVE!!"
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby 360NOSCOPESWEG » Thu Feb 09, 2017 8:53 pm

884: Come back from the dead like me.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:01 pm

885: Practice Necromancy with varying degrees of success.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby JamesD28 » Thu Feb 09, 2017 9:08 pm

886: Steal some pick n' mix, then staple Beverly the shop assistant's hand to the table (Misfits anyone?)
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby agigabyte » Thu Feb 09, 2017 11:20 pm

887: Carry an extremely convincing fake bomb inside and yell "THIS IS A BOMBING. EVERYONE REMAIN CALM."
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Multiuniverse » Fri Feb 10, 2017 12:36 am

888: Carry a real bomb inside and sets it on timer.

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:23 am

889: Summoning circles
Anything with summoning circles usually works
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby Multiuniverse » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:30 am

890: Nuke Walmart

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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby WiseFoolofDeath » Fri Feb 10, 2017 6:52 am

891: Kick down all the disable people.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby sunfirejr » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:23 am

892: Disable all the people
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby HereThereEverywhere » Fri Feb 10, 2017 7:34 am

893: Reenact WWII in the middle of the frozen goods section.
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Re: 1000 Ways To Get Kicked Out Of Walmart

Postby kookeekwisp » Fri Feb 10, 2017 2:03 pm

894: Grab these items: An umbrella, a lighter, a rag, a cane, a white suit, *a bag of oranges
1. Set the rag in the corner of the store.
2. Light said rag on fire
3. Put on your suit while the sprinklers kick on.
4. Pull out your umbrella and cane
5. Proceed to sing in the rain, handing out oranges to customers while beating them with your cane.
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