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[transportowiec96]

yea thats the point

part 2 soon

[AaronC]

i wonder how many holy wars could have been prevented if we just had that 5 sentence story

[transportowiec96]

theres actually a holy war going about currently
i converted one of his cities and discovered a barb camp with my prophet going around his units and got captured
at least seen he has units
and started building some army to defend
danzig is under attack
but i have W.A.L.L.S. unlike him
W.3
A.units
L.per
L.2
S.turns

[dota2reporter]

yeah he's winning the war even tho i started it

[transportowiec96]

and i dont even get warmonger penalties because i didnt capture any of your cities and im fighting defensive war and you get penalties for killing my units
Spoiler:
It worries me tho that your capital makes lots of shit

[dota2reporter]

you outed a spy in my capital

[Technetium]

I am bored

[Transcender]

kill me now im going to be a lonely piece of shit for all eternity anyway

[Technetium]

don't say that

you have us

[Transcender]

don't say that

you have us

everyone fucking hates me here as if

[Technetium]

I don't?

I don't know you as well as some of the people here but I don't hate you

[Veeena]

agility is way more fun

hunter is better

[AaronC]

don't say that

you have us

everyone fucking hates me here as if

I cant be bothered to hate anyone, especially here. Takes too much energy to hate someone and I would rather focus all my energy on myself since i am vain.

[lemonader666]

don't say that

you have us

he doesn't have me

[transportowiec96]

you outed a spy in my capital

thats a diplomat dummy

[Technetium]

you outed a spy in my capital

thats a diplomat dummy

There's a difference?

[transportowiec96]

you outed a spy in my capital

thats a diplomat dummy

There's a difference?

yea you cant kill diplomats
but they dont steal teach

[Technetium]

I've heard it said that diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggy" until you can find a rock

[transportowiec96]

well the diplomat is schmoozing now
so i guess hes not going finding rocks

[BabyGobln]

Mining

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gw7mGfk6_Cc

[BabyGobln]

mods rly so lame man.... *sigh*

[lemonader666]

mods rly so lame man.... *sigh*

hi

[StlnSP]

pfft, good luck asking them your priviledges

[BabyGobln]

pfft, good luck asking them your priviledges

they're making it super difficult and being dodgy.

1 mod tells me 2 ask another who says to ask turdpile.....

[dota2reporter]

@Chemist

the lunar whale is very overrated in terms of difficulty
i see people complaining that the 2nd part is hard but i S ranked it 2nd try