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Eris tosses an apple of discord into a crowd at Peleus and Thetis' wedding, declaring that it is to the fairest. Athena, Hera, and Aphrodite argue over it and make you the judge. Athena offers wisdom and skilled warriorship. Hera offers rule over Asia. Aphrodite offers you the most beautiful woman in the world. Which goddess do you pick and why?

I'd pick Athena because using my knowledge of war would help me take over Asia and, as a result, give me the power to have the world's most beautiful woman. Three birds with one stone.

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Oh shit I remember this thread.
Solid revive.

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

I'd pick Athena because using my knowledge of war would help me take over Asia and, as a result, give me the power to have the world's most beautiful woman. Three birds with one stone.

[deferentsheep]

hera

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Oh shit I remember this thread.
Solid revive.

It's not a revive since the original got canned along with all of the other Discord threads so I just remade it in Off Topic to make it an actual thread.

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Oh shit I remember this thread.
Solid revive.

It's not a revive since the original got canned along with all of the other Discord threads so I just remade it in Off Topic to make it an actual thread.

Well its a reboot, but the thoughts still there.

Anyways, I'd go Athena.
I dont want Asia, and Aphrodites option is already to late.

[Arckas]

Alright whose maling a discord cha-

Oh.


Neither as they all beutiful and picking one would cause world war 0.5.

[ok98161]

Athena.
I already have my favorite goddess list, with Athena, Hestia, and Artemis at the top. Also, wisdom is better than Asia or beauty.

[Harkonnen97]

Aphrodita

[destawaits]

I'd pick Athena because using my knowledge of war would help me take over Asia and, as a result, give me the power to have the world's most beautiful woman. Three birds with one stone.

Athena, indeed... The choice is obvious... Wisdom is priceless compared to the others...

I agree with the above two's reasons for picking Athena.

[li1candy]

I'll always love Athena

[Tiltedcomedian]

Athena's a solid choice. Can't ever go wrong with wisdom and warriorship.

Ditto Sarah's commentary (although also cos I've been to Asia and done that. Old.)

[Technetium]

The other two choices are just...no real point.

With Hera, people are going to want to take Asia over from you, which means you have to commit one of the classic blunders and get involved in a land war in Asia.

With Aphrodite, there's no guarantee that the most beautiful woman isn't a total b****.

[li1candy]

With Aphrodite, there's no guarantee that the most beautiful woman isn't a total b****.

hahaha well if you base it physically, yeah truuuue xD but beauty can be subjective and Athena's wisdom is "beautiful"

[randomguyhavingfun]

I'm picking Hera and so should you. Guys I'm Greek and I know these stuff. Hera almost killed apollos mother and made Hercules life hell and these guys were Demi gods. She even planned an organized treason against Zeus TWICE. And he is the most powerfull god of them all. And she did one of her treasons to ensure Paris, the guy who actually picked Aphrodite died and saw he whole nation fall. That b**ch is crazy she is killing you if you don't pick her. Screw the rewards you can't enjoy them if you are dead.

[WindBlqde]

Athena, because I wanna get smarter!

[Harkonnen97]

yea u guys need athena so u can become smarter and realize that aphrodita was the right choice

[deferentsheep]

choosing athena gives you the wisdom to see that you shouldve chosen hera because wisdom wont get you shit

[Harkonnen97]

choosing athena gives you the wisdom to see that you shouldve chosen hera because wisdom wont get you shit

being given the wisdom to realize that wisdom doesnt do shit creates a paradox that hurts one's brain

thats why u need aphrodita to give u a /hug

[WindBlqde]

Wisdom means that we're smarter than you.

[Harkonnen97]

your choice of a goddess proves that statement wrong

[WindBlqde]

your choice of a goddess proves that statement wrong

I don't want to rule over anywhere.
I don't want someone who has to be pretty, I want someone who has a good personality.
I wanna be smarter.
Which one should I pick?
Surprise: It's Athena.

[Harkonnen97]

I don't want someone who has to be pretty, I want someone who has a good personality.

these two arent mutually exclusive BTW

[Cyantic]

Take the apple. Vanity over reward.

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Are we all forgetting that Athena is also a war goddess?