Should I?

[KriegVonBlitz]

Time for me to look like the sad, lonely piece of shit I am and beg the internet for dating help, fully understanding the risks I am about to take

So I used to have a girlfriend for a while, but I broke up with her when I moved about 6 months ago. Now it is 2016 and I need to get a new girlfriend so I can have a better excuse to get off the computer other than i'm bored. There is this one chick in my cooking class i'm taking who i'm interested in, but I don't know her age or grade, or if she already has a bf in the first place. Please send advice.

FAQ predictions:
Grade? 2nd year of high school
age? 15 on march 24
what does she look like? i think she had brunette hair that she wears over one of her eyes, is white, and is about my height. all i can recall sorry.
BEWBS?! yes she has a chest. no it is not significantly ginormous unlike some of the animes some of you people may wank off to. But it is there.

please advise. I am so fucking lonely ;-;

[Killthestory]

you go up to her

you be like "ayy bitch"

she slaps you.

you grab her a$$.

she likes it

you ask her out

freelo

[VucubCaquix]

Post in the lounge if you aren't serious

If you are serious, then that's a problem.

[Gobln]

LOL

It just so happens to be two thousand and sixteen. And you are considering getting a Girlfriend? Are you fucking stupid????!?!?!? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Roflx20 dude. Welcome to the new age my friend, tulpas are the future, and if you do not realize that then you're behind.

Dont go for such mortal desires, dont be a fool.

[KriegVonBlitz]

Post in the lounge if you aren't serious

If you are serious, then that's a problem.

if i were being funny, would I have gone to the trouble of typing so seriously? ;-;

[KriegVonBlitz]

LOL

It just so happens to be two thousand and sixteen. And you are considering getting a Girlfriend? Are you fucking stupid????!?!?!? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Roflx20 dude. Welcome to the new age my friend, tulpas are the future, and if you do not realize that then you're behind.

Dont go for such mortal desires, dont be a fool.

are you high?

[LevinSnakesRise]

LOL

It just so happens to be two thousand and sixteen. And you are considering getting a Girlfriend? Are you fucking stupid????!?!?!? LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

Roflx20 dude. Welcome to the new age my friend, tulpas are the future, and if you do not realize that then you're behind.

Dont go for such mortal desires, dont be a fool.

are you high?

It's Gobln. With him it's always something. lol You usually should just roll with it, whether you agree or not.

[oliy]

Girlfriends/Boyfriends = Drama
Drama + Puberty + Societal Expectations = Chaos

Stay out of it.
Wait a year or two so relationships like these are more likely to matter in the long run.

[Arckas]

Well first off I'd say that your getting a girlfriend for all the wrong reasons, but I'll just believe is some underlying reason for you wanting to get a girlfriend other then "I'm bored and need to get off the computer".


From what I take from your post, you don't really know this person very well. With that in-mind (and her standards assumed), it's either going to be a not healthy relationship or no relationship at all. If your goal is have something else do to rather then what people normally think dating is about, you've got a chance at fulfilling that goal already.

I know you know someone was going to tell you this, but you've got to become closer to this person if you intend for her to go out with you.


If you inclined, you probably know her name and perhaps some of her friends and given that people usually have some form of social media, you can find information on her like is she currently seeing someone. That's something you can do, but inevitably your going to take the less stalkerish action and start to become apart of her daily life, as associates and/or friends. Associates are people whom you interact with on a regular basis, so if she can recognize you in a matter of seconds (with good thoughts I hope) then your probably in a good way with her.


Anything in particular you want to ask? Most relationship advice makes sense on paper.

How did you meet your old girlfriend?


P.S. Wait after valentines.

[ibney000]

Here is my advice. Talk to her, get to know her as a friend, then if she seems like a nice person you are interested in, ask her out.

Be yourself and go with your gut. That's what I do and...

Never mind don't take my advice.

[KriegVonBlitz]

Well I have decided to sink the ship. Just learned she is in her senior year and years ahead of my age. Thanks all for the advice but it was a sunken ship regardless.

Back to the graveyard I guess ;-;

[SarahSaurus]

Time for me to look like the sad, lonely piece of shit I am and beg the internet for dating help, fully understanding the risks I am about to take

So I used to have a girlfriend for a while, but I broke up with her when I moved about 6 months ago. Now it is 2016 and I need to get a new girlfriend so I can have a better excuse to get off the computer other than i'm bored. There is this one chick in my cooking class i'm taking who i'm interested in, but I don't know her age or grade, or if she already has a bf in the first place. Please send advice.

FAQ predictions:
Grade? 2nd year of high school
age? 15 on march 24
what does she look like? i think she had brunette hair that she wears over one of her eyes, is white, and is about my height. all i can recall sorry.
BEWBS?! yes she has a chest. no it is not significantly ginormous unlike some of the animes some of you people may wank off to. But it is there.

please advise. I am so fucking lonely ;-;

Something about the way you, A) expect people to ask if she has boobs, B) remember her boobs better than her face or even hair color, and C) start describing her boobs without anyone actually asking about it...

All tells me that MAYBE you're not really ready for a relationship? Now, I don't know. I'm not in high school, I'm not a male, and I've never really participated in adolescent relationships. My only real relationship experience is with my current boyfriend, and it is a very serious relationship. So maybe I'm not qualified to talk on this subject, but I really think you should be interested in more than a girl's boobs before you ask her out. Atleast be able to tell us what her hair and eye colors are, if you're also going to describe her cup size.

-Find something you like about a girl's personality, that makes you think she would be good to spend a lot of time with.
-Try spending a little time with a girl before asking her out. This also gives her time to get to know you a little bit, which might make you more appealing than just being an awkward 15 year old (who spends a lot of time on the internet) walking up and awkwardly asking her out.
-As others have pointed out, high school is full of drama and hormones and bleh. Keep in mind this might all just get worse if you're in a relationship for the wrong reasons.

[stellaluna]

Time for me to look like the sad, lonely piece of shit I am and beg the internet for dating help, fully understanding the risks I am about to take

So I used to have a girlfriend for a while, but I broke up with her when I moved about 6 months ago. Now it is 2016 and I need to get a new girlfriend so I can have a better excuse to get off the computer other than i'm bored. There is this one chick in my cooking class i'm taking who i'm interested in, but I don't know her age or grade, or if she already has a bf in the first place. Please send advice.

FAQ predictions:
Grade? 2nd year of high school
age? 15 on march 24
what does she look like? i think she had brunette hair that she wears over one of her eyes, is white, and is about my height. all i can recall sorry.
BEWBS?! yes she has a chest. no it is not significantly ginormous unlike some of the animes some of you people may wank off to. But it is there.

please advise. I am so fucking lonely ;-;

choose to be homosexual instead

[Alicitzen]

1. Punch her in the face.
2. Assert dominance.
3. Fight all others in the pride.
4. Become alpha male.
5. Get all the women.
6. Brainwash them to love you
7. Collect all of their money
8. Start using money to build a farm to live on.
9. Start manufacturing plenty of kool-aid.
10. Once children are born teach them that you are their god.
11. Start preparing outfits for your "family"
12. Send less helpful people out to recruit more for brainwashing
13. Start manufacturing obelisks to summon the mothership.
14. Go down in a giant shootout with the FBI.

[FMLSheWas12]

If you're estimating personal information about this chick that's your first problem. You should try talking to her before actually considering hooking up.¯\_(ツ)_/¯

No offense but you're coming across desperate right now. You can either fix that or learn to hide it before confronting her. She might like a direct/forward guy but at least be certain that she's available and dateable to your standards at minimum. You won't get far judging a book by its cover. If all else fails:

choose to be homosexual instead

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

Girlfriends/Boyfriends = Drama
Drama + Puberty + Societal Expectations = Chaos

Stay out of it.
Wait a year or two so relationships like these are more likely to matter in the long run.

This.

[Arckas]

Girlfriends/Boyfriends = Drama
Drama + Puberty + Societal Expectations = Chaos

Stay out of it.
Wait a year or two so relationships like these are more likely to matter in the long run.

This.

That's just imagining the worst scenario.

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

Girlfriends/Boyfriends = Drama
Drama + Puberty + Societal Expectations = Chaos

Stay out of it.
Wait a year or two so relationships like these are more likely to matter in the long run.

This.

That's just imagining the worst scenario.

You mean typical.

[Arckas]

You mean typical.

Your doing it wrong if thats typical.

[ibney000]

You mean typical.

Your doing it wrong if thats typical.

You are both right. It's typical and you are doing it wrong.

[ShortcutButton]

I thought tulpas were platonic friends...

[Killthestory]

Alright bud, I'll help you now instead of joking around just because I feel bad at the amount of shitty advice that was given to you.

Let me make one thing clear, though. You're desperate. Way too desperate. I get dating for fun and practice seeing as that's what I do, but I don't strive to just be dating. I just do it, and if a girl doesn't like me, fuck her. Listen, you should get to know this girl anyway. What's she like, is she a bitch, is she chill?

First thing you should do is just introduce yourself to her. I know how highschools like, and a simple introduction isn't going to make you any friends, so be creative with it. Use an opportunity to get closer to her and talk to her. If you don't like her, or if she doesn't like you, move on.

Girls love guys with high standards, and if you chase after a single girl, you're not gonna be so hot on that radar. You should express full control and confidence in who you want when you want. It should matter only about you, and not the other way around.

And to those who are like DATING IS EW. Grow the fuck up sweaty nerds.

[ChubbyMooshroom9]

You mean typical.

Your doing it wrong if thats typical.

I don't date.

I observe the poor fools in my high school fallen to the seductive hands of romance.

[Killthestory]

You mean typical.

Your doing it wrong if thats typical.

I don't date.

I observe the poor fools in my high school fallen to the seductive hands of romance.

if they're getting sucked in then that's already wrong

[Retterime]

Post in the lounge if you aren't serious

If you are serious, then that's a problem.

if i were being funny, would I have gone to the trouble of typing so seriously? ;-;

Vucub is referring to Kill