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So you know how the bible says the dead will rise again when the world ends? Well Jesus rose from the dead. He was only the first zombie. Secretly the world has been ending for years

Do with this what you will.

Can confirm that I am not actually a zombie.

zom·bie
ˈzämbē/Submit
noun
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Was it witchcraft?
NO
IT WAS MAGIC


Also, he is not a drink:
2.
a tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.

oliy wrote:zom·bie
ˈzämbē/Submit
noun
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Was it witchcraft?
NO
IT WAS MAGIC


Also, he is not a drink:
2.
a tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.

Yeah because the zombies in Plants vs Zombies or Call of Duty were totally made from witches right?

oliy wrote:zom·bie
ˈzämbē/Submit
noun
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Was it witchcraft?
NO
IT WAS MAGIC


Also, he is not a drink:
2.
a tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.

And you are implying that witchcraft is not magic?

KriegVonBlitz wrote:

oliy wrote:zom·bie
ˈzämbē/Submit
noun
1.
a corpse said to be revived by witchcraft, especially in certain African and Caribbean religions.

Was it witchcraft?
NO
IT WAS MAGIC


Also, he is not a drink:
2.
a tall mixed drink consisting of several kinds of rum, liqueur, and fruit juice.

And you are implying that witchcraft is not magic?

http://www.thesaurus.com/browse/magic?s=t
See? It's only a minor synonym

So...zombies...and...religion is going first isn't it :3

GladeOS wrote:So...zombies...and...religion is going first isn't it :3

yes. yes it is.

Well Laserus rose before Jesus so....

God and his Angels are technically aliens.

Since they aren't FROM earth, they are extra terrestrials.

SpyderCanopus wrote:God and his Angels are technically aliens.

Since they aren't FROM earth, they are extra terrestrials.

They don't have corporeal bodies...

Undead Jesus have you ever even read the bible guys?

ibney000 wrote:Well Laserus rose before Jesus so....

Along with 2 others if I recall correctly... one of them being a girl (or maybe that is healing the blind...)

GaaraOfDaFunk wrote:

ibney000 wrote:Well Laserus rose before Jesus so....

Along with 2 others if I recall correctly... one of them being a girl (or maybe that is healing the blind...)

I think you are talking about when the girl was attacked by demons and he healed her. I do remember her being stated as dead though. As the parents were weeping or something before Jesus said to get up. I would have to look it up.

ibney000 wrote:

GaaraOfDaFunk wrote:

ibney000 wrote:Well Laserus rose before Jesus so....

Along with 2 others if I recall correctly... one of them being a girl (or maybe that is healing the blind...)

I think you are talking about when the girl was attacked by demons and he healed her. I do remember her being stated as dead though. As the parents were weeping or something before Jesus said to get up. I would have to look it up.

She wasn't dead, but it was kind of like an irreversible coma and Jesus healed her.

ChubbyMooshroom9 wrote:

ibney000 wrote:

GaaraOfDaFunk wrote:Along with 2 others if I recall correctly... one of them being a girl (or maybe that is healing the blind...)

I think you are talking about when the girl was attacked by demons and he healed her. I do remember her being stated as dead though. As the parents were weeping or something before Jesus said to get up. I would have to look it up.

She wasn't dead, but it was kind of like an irreversible coma and Jesus healed her.

Ah ok, I am a little rusty. Prolly won't be the last time I am wrong.