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Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:02 pm
by Ezradekezra
People keep talking about this guy named Joe but I can't find any information on him

Who is he?

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Tue Sep 29, 2020 11:14 pm
by cob709
Joe
Spoiler: MAMA




HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 6:35 am
by Vanicre31
It's like hava.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:07 am
by dolphina
(josia speaks in a strong aussie accent)

"Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya? And no one round ya believes in Joe? Well, that's a shame. I'm..." Your female companion pauses. "Jo...sia, I been huntin' the Joe for centuries." You stare at Josia skeptically. "That's right, I'm olda than I look. Now, lemme tell ya all about this Joe person. Or should I say, 'ivemind." You raise your eyebrow. "Anyway, let's dive right in."

"Joe's a sneaky fella. The 'ivemind core, the first Joe, was born in Australia in 420 CE. He was named Joe Itt, but most called 'im Blaze. After discoverin' a rock that was 6969 yea's old, Joe crea'ed this troublesome 'ivemind. The foist person he added was a lit'le girl named 'Jo...a.' Aftawads, she renamed herself 'Blazia,' and Joe soon took control of the entoire town. Now, I was aloive durin' this time, and lemme tell ya, it was..." Josia's eyes flashed red, and she immediately starts speaking in a subtle Midwestern accent. "Fantastic. You know, we should assimilate you into the hivemind." Everything turns black.

You wake up. You are free physically, but mentally, you feel entangled within the rest. Who are you? Another Joe in the hivemind. Who you were before no longer matters.

"Who are you?" Josia asks.

"A Joe. We must add to the hivemind," you respond, not quite saying those words yourself.

Josia smiles approvingly and walks off. You see yourself stand up, and sit where "Josia" was sitting. A poor soul sits next to you. You feel your mouth begin to speak. "Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya?"

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:10 am
by Ezradekezra
dolphina are you ok

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 10:18 am
by TheFluffyWaffleV2
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

shh she’s rping

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:01 am
by dolphina
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:21 am
by Ezradekezra
dolphina wrote:
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)

Is it the correct answer tho

Everyone always has a different explanation

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:59 am
by dolphina
Ezradekezra wrote:
dolphina wrote:
Ezradekezra wrote:dolphina are you ok

no.
but i answered ur question, right
right? :)

Is it the correct answer tho

Everyone always has a different explanation

Ezradekezra has been assimilated into the Joe hivemind. Say your farewells.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:01 pm
by Ezradekezra
no

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 12:23 pm
by dolphina
Ezradekezra wrote:no

:0
theyre resisting! get em!!!

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 01, 2020 11:53 pm
by KalegNar
Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:02 am
by dolphina
KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:09 am
by Ezradekezra
I think it's a reference to this "Joe Joe" show people keep talking about.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:40 am
by dolphina
Ezradekezra wrote:I think it's a reference to this "Joe Joe" show people keep talking about.

That's Jojo. We're not affiliated with that anime.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 8:48 am
by Ascender
dolphina wrote:(josia speaks in a strong aussie accent)

"Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya? And no one round ya believes in Joe? Well, that's a shame. I'm..." Your female companion pauses. "Jo...sia, I been huntin' the Joe for centuries." You stare at Josia skeptically. "That's right, I'm olda than I look. Now, lemme tell ya all about this Joe person. Or should I say, 'ivemind." You raise your eyebrow. "Anyway, let's dive right in."

"Joe's a sneaky fella. The 'ivemind core, the first Joe, was born in Australia in 420 CE. He was named Joe Itt, but most called 'im Blaze. After discoverin' a rock that was 6969 yea's old, Joe crea'ed this troublesome 'ivemind. The foist person he added was a lit'le girl named 'Jo...a.' Aftawads, she renamed herself 'Blazia,' and Joe soon took control of the entoire town. Now, I was aloive durin' this time, and lemme tell ya, it was..." Josia's eyes flashed red, and she immediately starts speaking in a subtle Midwestern accent. "Fantastic. You know, we should assimilate you into the hivemind." Everything turns black.

You wake up. You are free physically, but mentally, you feel entangled within the rest. Who are you? Another Joe in the hivemind. Who you were before no longer matters.

"Who are you?" Josia asks.

"A Joe. We must add to the hivemind," you respond, not quite saying those words yourself.

Josia smiles approvingly and walks off. You see yourself stand up, and sit where "Josia" was sitting. A poor soul sits next to you. You feel your mouth begin to speak. "Aye, so you've 'eard of the mythical Joe, 'ave ya?"

this also works in "generic scottish"

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 12:09 pm
by Ezradekezra
Wait, I have another theory:

What if it's referring to former US Vice President and current Presidential Candidate Joe Biden?

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 1:59 pm
by KalegNar
dolphina wrote:
KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.


Oh I get it. So what you're saying is that the real Joe was inside us all along!

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Fri Oct 02, 2020 6:17 pm
by dolphina
KalegNar wrote:
dolphina wrote:
KalegNar wrote:Joe isn't a person. Joe is more like a state of being... a primal force. All is Joe. Yet nothing is Joe. Joe is, but isn't. Joe is... Joe!

Foolish mortal explanation.


Oh I get it. So what you're saying is that the real Joe was inside us all along!

You will succumb to the sand.

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Mon Oct 26, 2020 6:30 pm
by Crimson97

Re: Who's Joe?

PostPosted: Thu Oct 29, 2020 1:14 pm
by Ezradekezra
Joe Biden