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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sat Jun 27, 2020 1:15 pm

What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby 3cheersforidiots » Sun Jun 28, 2020 4:23 am

dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:30 am

3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling

But I mean like, who would do that? Apart from 7^% @30&1.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby 3cheersforidiots » Sun Jun 28, 2020 2:27 pm

dolphina wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling

But I mean like, who would do that? Apart from 7^% @30&1.

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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sun Jun 28, 2020 3:47 pm

3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling

But I mean like, who would do that? Apart from 7^% @30&1.

kinkshaming is frowned upon in this subforum

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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Crimson97 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:37 pm

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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Crimson97 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 5:53 pm

3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling

It shouldn't. Who is the queen of england to deny a hard working man the right to shove a live salmon up his ass? I pay fucking taxes ffs.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby flairric66 » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:20 pm

dolphina wrote:w h a t


Well if gambling is already illegal in the area it makes sense that this would also be illegal by extension.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Brilliand » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:23 pm

TheWabbit wrote:what the fuck does England even imply with handling a salmon suspiciously


I looked this up. Salmon Act of 1986

Apparently it means handling a salmon that you suspect someone else might have caught illegally.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:55 pm

Brilliand wrote:
TheWabbit wrote:what the fuck does England even imply with handling a salmon suspiciously


I looked this up. Salmon Act of 1986

Apparently it means handling a salmon that you suspect someone else might have caught illegally.


Aw, I TOTALLY wanted to stick a salmon up my a** and get arrested for it...
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Brilliand » Sun Jun 28, 2020 7:59 pm

dolphina wrote:Aw, I TOTALLY wanted to stick a salmon up my a** and get arrested for it...


Public nudity laws might do that for you?
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby SparkingJay » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:02 pm


Can confirm. Been arrested twice for handling my salmon

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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sun Jun 28, 2020 8:47 pm

Brilliand wrote:
dolphina wrote:Aw, I TOTALLY wanted to stick a salmon up my a** and get arrested for it...


Public nudity laws might do that for you?


Sarcasm. Learn the ways, Brilli-sand.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby TheWabbit » Sun Jun 28, 2020 11:13 pm

dolphina wrote:
Brilliand wrote:
dolphina wrote:Aw, I TOTALLY wanted to stick a salmon up my a** and get arrested for it...


Public nudity laws might do that for you?


Sarcasm. Learn the ways, Brilli-sand.

next time make real sarcasm
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:00 pm

TheWabbit wrote:
dolphina wrote:
Brilliand wrote:
dolphina wrote:Aw, I TOTALLY wanted to stick a salmon up my a** and get arrested for it...


Public nudity laws might do that for you?


Sarcasm. Learn the ways, Brilli-sand.

next time make real sarcasm


What did you say to him you punk
Anyway that's my way of sarcasm, deal with it, Rabbit Man.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Brilliand » Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:42 pm

Yeah, "sarcasm" isn't quite right. It's "continuing the joke".

And "continuing the joke" is also what I was doing.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby Transcender » Mon Jun 29, 2020 1:04 pm

dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Mon Jun 29, 2020 3:46 pm

Brilliand wrote:Yeah, "sarcasm" isn't quite right. It's "continuing the joke".

And "continuing the joke" is also what I was doing.


Whatever, Brilli-sand.

Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh f*ck


f*ck juck
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby 3cheersforidiots » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:29 am

Crimson97 wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
dolphina wrote:What, I'm gonna stick a salmon up my a**?

I think that might fall in the category of suspicious handling

It shouldn't. Who is the queen of england to deny a hard working man the right to shove a live salmon up his ass? I pay fucking taxes ffs.

This request shall be relayed to Her Majesty immediately for consideration
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby 3cheersforidiots » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:31 am

Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck

maybe he is juck
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sat Jul 04, 2020 9:39 am

3cheersforidiots wrote:
Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck

maybe he is juck


How DARE.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby TheWabbit » Sat Jul 04, 2020 10:33 am

dolphina wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck

maybe he is juck


How DARE.

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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby dolphina » Sat Jul 04, 2020 11:47 am

TheWabbit wrote:
dolphina wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck

maybe he is juck


How DARE.

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I'm not juck you fricker. I'm dolphina.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby flairric66 » Tue Jul 07, 2020 10:26 am

Descender wrote:tried to look for statistics to back that up, couldnt find any. do you happen to know the source as i saw multiple articles on it. I might of just missed it because im dumb though.


His post is a link to his source.
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Re: Learn something new every day.

Postby TheDebil » Thu Jul 09, 2020 3:15 pm

dolphina wrote:
TheWabbit wrote:
dolphina wrote:
3cheersforidiots wrote:
Descender wrote:dolphina is starting to speak like juck oh god oh fuck

maybe he is juck


How DARE.

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I'm not juck you fricker. I'm dolphina.

We get it, a lot of us have alts.
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