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Potato Farming

PostPosted: Thu Oct 03, 2019 2:27 pm
by Duckferno
How do I make a potato farm in a really cold area?

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:45 am
by GrumpyGoomba
Well... first of all you need a potato. And a cold area. And also knowledge about farming. Then you use that knowledge to farm potatoes in the cold area.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 3:07 pm
by JacksonVirgo
Just follow this easy five step process.
Step 1. Find a potato
Step 2. Find cold area
Step 3. Stab the ground with a hoe
Step 4. Throw potato on the ground
Step 5. Bonemeal

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 05, 2019 10:04 pm
by GrumpyGoomba
I love how helpful we are being to the community. Lovely.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:41 am
by TheWabbit
To be fair, the question in hand is also Lounge-worthy.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:58 am
by TheDebil
how cold is it

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 2:18 pm
by SparkingJay
I have been a potato farmer for decades on end so this is how it is done.

Step 1: Punch down a tree then make a Crafting table to then craft a Wooden Hoe
Step 2: You have to either find a Village or kill a Zombie in order to obtain a Potato to farm.
Step 3: Go to a snowy area, use your hoe on the dirt which must be near water and then finally...plant your potato!

Voila! You just made a cold potato farm.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 12:18 pm
by Crimson97
In order to grow potato you must get in sync with potato
Feel potato
Nurture potato
Be potato
Love potato
Fuck potato
Sacrifice your firstborn to potato
PRAISE POTATO!

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 2:58 pm
by Duckferno
The area is 22 degrees cold, I tried all of these but nothing worked. The potato just looked at me and turned away. I tried feeding it baking powder but it rejects me. Now what?

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 3:11 pm
by JacksonVirgo
Tried a microwave? Maybe some chicken salt?

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 2:04 am
by Voriki
If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 3:01 am
by JacksonVirgo
Voriki wrote:If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.

Flawless logic there

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Fri Oct 11, 2019 1:41 pm
by GrumpyGoomba
JacksonVirgo wrote:
Voriki wrote:If Matt Damon can grow potatoes on Mars, everyone can grown potatoes on (cold) earth.

Flawless logic there

The epitome of human intellect.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 3:45 am
by Transcender
This is why we have the lounge

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:10 am
by verdance
torches over the water to stop it from freezing

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Thu Oct 24, 2019 6:40 am
by Transcender
Just make them warm duh

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Fri Oct 25, 2019 1:24 pm
by popkart
If you're in Siberia I would strongly suggest that you plant some corns instead.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 12:03 am
by GrumpyGoomba
Get a hoe and smack the potato with it.

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 7:33 am
by Transcender
GrumpyGoomba wrote:Get a hoe and smack the potato with it.

why would I smack a potato with you
i dont want to hurt the potato

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:29 am
by GrumpyGoomba
Uwaa... Are you insinuating that I am a hoe?

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:34 am
by Transcender
GrumpyGoomba wrote:Uwaa... Are you insinuating that I am a hoe?

have you seen your pfp?

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:37 am
by GrumpyGoomba
That's besides the point >:(

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:40 am
by Transcender
GrumpyGoomba wrote:That's besides the point >:(

like, I aint complaining but
keep it to pms
specifically my pms

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:41 am
by GrumpyGoomba
You are too much to handle even for me :3

Re: Potato Farming

PostPosted: Sat Oct 26, 2019 8:42 am
by Transcender
GrumpyGoomba wrote:You are too much to handle even for me :3

whats that supposed to mean