Game 5B: "Cringe Worthy" - Mafia Wins!

[Watt2015]

Ciara's guide to being the best Amnesiac:

- Don't roleclaim
- Gain the trust of the Godfather right before he gets replaced
- Act pro-town but really want to rip their heads off for voting you
- Get role list
- Contact Godfather with a plan
- Destroy those who voted against me when I didn't role claim
- Win with the Mafia and become Doc11's Consort

You forgot: Get trust of Jailor

[Ciara]

Ciara's guide to being the best Amnesiac:

- Don't roleclaim
- Gain the trust of the Godfather right before he gets replaced
- Act pro-town but really want to rip their heads off for voting you
- Get role list by gaining trust of the Jailor, who is confused by the deaths of the Mayor and Lawyer and doesn't know where to go, contacting you for help
- Contact Godfather with a plan
- Destroy those who voted against me when I didn't role claim
- Win with the Mafia and become Doc11's Consort

You forgot: Get trust of Jailor

Oh, yes. I fixed it.

Also, I could throw in there somehow gaining Santa's trust. Apparently when I fake-claimed attacked to prove Doc11, Mafia visited me...? *shrug* It worked out, at least.
inb4imanidiotanditsaidinthenightactionsaquacleanedmethatnight

[Nellyfox]

Nelly's Guide to being the best Spectator:

- Follow LoF's game
- Have your favorite aussie be brutally murdered night 1, then proceed to laugh at him and tease him via the game
- Send in miscellaneous night actions
- Become an unofficial part of the game
- Be known in the game by others
- Sleep with Ciara
- Profit

[LordofFail]

LoF's guide to being the best Mod

-Screw up
-Pretend it never happened and edit posts
-Troll with people because you can
-Do other things behind the scenes that nobody is aware of
-Laugh / eat popcorn at appropriate moments
-Cringe at appropriate moments
-Get an old, spare, broken computer to place on an empty table and flip when necessary
-Facedesk. A lot.
-Argue with Rick. A lot.
-Poke fun at Nelly for her silly night actions
-More facedesk. A lot more facedesk.
-Make long guides
-Make guides longer for no reason other than because I can
-Why are you still reading this?
-:>
-This is a useless statement
-This statement is a sin/cos of the previous statement
-That last statement involves mathematics
-Which means Nelly will not approve of it
-You man Nelly?
-Pray to RNGesus for a good Role List
-Get mad at RNGesus when you get unusable Role Lists
-Post memes
-Post GIFs
-Post posts
-Win

[Nellyfox]

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:>

[Watt2015]

Watt's Guide to being an Amazing player~

-Laugh at everything
-Derp around with LoF when the opportunity arrises
-Be a Brown nose
-Think of ridiculous role lists
-Subtly hint that that particular role list would be a game I'd play
-Be smitten for subtly hinting such
-Don't do math, unless you're counting your money
-Stay in vegetable, eat your drugs, and don't do school
-Brown nose some more
-Play with tumbleweeds
-Stab lots of things

-You man Nelly?

-Point out Typos in LoF's lists
-Be smitten for being a smartass
-Go really far off topic with a useless list
-Provide slight entertainment
-Hugs, lots of them
-Stay up late watching the town plunge into chaos
-Thank the Holy Mods when Night falls because you can go to sleep a bit earlier
-Worry about yourself dieing
-Realize everyone you trusted was only using you and that you single-handedly helped the Mafia win
-Laugh it off and make friends
-Await the Mods to smite you some more for this list
-Let them smite you some more because they can
-Take them out to dinner
-Make LoF pay
-Listen to him scream "OBJECTION!!!" at the top of his lungs
-Laugh
-Be smitten more
-?????
-Profit

[Nellyfox]

-You man Nelly?

-Point out Typos in LoF's lists

pls

[Watt2015]

-You man Nelly?

-Point out Typos in LoF's lists

pls

Lol XD
Lets go out to dinner... and make LoF pay

[Santa07]

How I play as a spy
- Read my role-card
- Start making some notes on people
- Tap randomly n1
- Compare results to claims
- Find all the mafia
- Tap suspicious people
- Try to get everyone to believe you
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and so it goes...

[Santa07]

I forgot one

- Remind Lord to send you the wiretapped whispers every time my target sends through one

[Watt2015]

I forgot one

- Remind Lord to send you the wiretapped whispers every time my target sends through one

You forgot, reveal day 2 (or was it d3?)

[Santa07]

I forgot one

- Remind Lord to send you the wiretapped whispers every time my target sends through one

You forgot, reveal day 2 (or was it d3?)

Oh, you just need to learn that if I'm ever town investigative, everyone will know my role by night 2. It's just a thing that happens every time I get TI, which is literally every second game.

[Watt2015]

I forgot one

- Remind Lord to send you the wiretapped whispers every time my target sends through one

You forgot, reveal day 2 (or was it d3?)

Oh, you just need to learn that if I'm ever town investigative, everyone will know my role by night 2. It's just a thing that happens every time I get TI, which is literally every second game.

Notes taken ^^;

[Nellyfox]

Lol XD
Lets go out to dinner... and make LoF pay :twisted:

wat(t)

[Watt2015]

Lol XD
Lets go out to dinner... and make LoF pay

wat(t)

Its on my list of things that make an awesome player :p
I have to take some mods out to dinner, then force LoF to pay

(I see what you did there )

[Nellyfox]

Lol XD
Lets go out to dinner... and make LoF pay :twisted:

wat(t)

Its on my list of things that make an awesome player :p
I have to take some mods out to dinner, then force LoF to pay

(I see what you did there :lol: )

Sure if it isn't for romantic purposes. :|

[Watt2015]

Sure if it isn't for romantic purposes.

Haha, Of course not ^-^ Its only for the purpose of forcing LoF to pay, and guess what... WE GET FREE FOOD!!! (Thanks LoF, you da bomb for payin)

Then he gets to yell "OBJECTION!!!" so its a Win-Win

[Santa07]

Sure if it isn't for romantic purposes.

Haha, Of course not ^-^ Its only for the purpose of forcing LoF to pay, and guess what... WE GET FREE FOOD!!! (Thanks LoF, you da bomb for payin)

Then he gets to yell "OBJECTION!!!" so its a Win-Win

OBJECTION!!! IT'S RICK WHO YELLS OBJECTION!!!

[Watt2015]

Sure if it isn't for romantic purposes.

Haha, Of course not ^-^ Its only for the purpose of forcing LoF to pay, and guess what... WE GET FREE FOOD!!! (Thanks LoF, you da bomb for payin)

Then he gets to yell "OBJECTION!!!" so its a Win-Win

OBJECTION!!! IT'S RICK WHO YELLS OBJECTION!!!

Anyone can yell Objection, you just demonstrated that for us -u-

[TheCow]

Ciara's guide to being the best Amnesiac:

- Don't roleclaim
- Gain the trust of the Godfather right before he gets replaced
- Act pro-town but really want to rip their heads off for voting you
- Get role list
- Contact Godfather with a plan
- Destroy those who voted against me when I didn't role claim
- Win with the Mafia and become Doc11's Consort

Ciary's pro-as-fuck guide to Amnesiac:
-Date Godfather
-???
-Profite

[Watt2015]

Watts spectacular guide to being amnesiac:
-?????
-?????
-?????
-Oh shit I remember!
-Profit

[Watt2015]

Lets hear your guide Cow
Guide to being pro-as-fuck Mafioso

[TheCow]

The Cow's Guide to Winning Like Charley Sheen:
-pray to RNGsus for Town Support role
-role Shittioso
-yell at Mafia for being inactive
-claim executioner
-claim your target is a revealed town power
-call your Mafia shitty
-laugh at GM
-try to lynch Godfather's consort
-call the GF shitty
-try to lynch Janitor
-call your janitor shitty
-get lynched
-tell everyone to eat shit and die
-???
-win

[Watt2015]

The Cow's Guide to Winning Like Charley Sheen:
-pray to RNGsus for Town Support role
-role Shittioso
-yell at Mafia for being inactive
-claim executioner
-claim your target is a revealed town power
-call your Mafia shitty
-laugh at GM
-try to lynch Godfather's consort
-call the GF shitty
-try to lynch Janitor
-call your janitor shitty
-get lynched
-tell everyone to eat shit and die
-???
-win

You forgot the part where "Town backstabs you"

[LordofFail]

Sure if it isn't for romantic purposes.

Haha, Of course not ^-^ Its only for the purpose of forcing LoF to pay, and guess what... WE GET FREE FOOD!!! (Thanks LoF, you da bomb for payin)

Then he gets to yell "OBJECTION!!!" so its a Win-Win

lol its funny because Nelly was the Bomber XD