SFM 70: Mafia Groups (Mafia Wins!)

[Eragon1329]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

[yurkin]

This got boring real quick

Like four people closed up in a room

[yurkin]

the good news is if we lose we can solely blame eragon

But we can always lynch him

[polypies73]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

no one siad that smh

[Eragon1329]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

no one siad that smh

Uzay was implying that I am not confirmed town, and such, that falls into the same category.

[yurkin]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

I feel some seriousness here.. why

[polypies73]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

no one siad that smh

Uzay was implying that I am not confirmed town, and such, that falls into the same category.

ok i'll concede uzay but the others nah

[Eragon1329]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

I feel some seriousness here.. why

Because it is serious

[Eragon1329]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

no one siad that smh

Uzay was implying that I am not confirmed town, and such, that falls into the same category.

ok i'll concede uzay but the others nah

have I been aggressive to anyone except for Uzay about me being locktown

[polypies73]

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

cmon man

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it.

no one siad that smh

Uzay was implying that I am not confirmed town, and such, that falls into the same category.

ok i'll concede uzay but the others nah

have I been aggressive to anyone except for Uzay about me being locktown

yes

[Eragon1329]

who

[polypies73]

who

me

[Eragon1329]

who

me

im not being aggressive with you over the issue of me being locktown though

[polypies73]

who

me

im not being aggressive with you over the issue of me being locktown though

bruhhhhhhhhhh

[2304]

A quick note about WW theory and how I will play this game. Note that the arguments and facts presented here are indisputable, and that I will not engage in arguments about them, because those arguments are you wasting everyone else's time about meta that is well and comprehensively established. Go make reads so we can read you.

I've reflected on my role and realized that there is a GTO play for me in this game, and therefore I am compelled to pursue it. I am going to brute force my clearness immediately upon the opening of the thread.

I am hard-claiming, I am the Citizen

Benefits:

1. I will survive tonight: I do not believe the wolves are able to kill me tonight, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would ever do this as the Citizen. I believe that this decision reduces the importance of the Citizen cover to be provided by all of you to the point of it being negligible. The wolves have already been outplayed, as it were.

2. I'm lock clear: All of you already know I'm lock clear, because it is so objectively unlikely that I would do this as a wolf. You know this for at least two reasons. First, this is the easiest, lowest-stress, lowest-demand game to wolf in that I've ever played in (except for turbos). I have no need to complicate my life, as a wolf, by open-claiming on thread open, when all Ihave to do is provide like a C-level wolf game to probably win. This is the rare instance where you literally know that I have a billion other options as a wolf, AND that I would pursue probably ALL of them before pursuing this. Second, I engage in FPS exceedingly rarely, which necessarily means that I *know* that this will look WEIRD and SHOCKING to you. There is no merit to a wolf play that instantly generates WEIRD and SHOCKED responses that I would be obligated to finesse and manage for the remainder of the game. As a villager, which I am, the burden is totally on you to not $#@! up and lynch me. Makes my life super awesome.

3. There are only 12 players you need to try to read, rather than 13: I have already provided a "free" check of me in a game with a mere 14 players. Our win equity is dramatically improved by my being entirely off the table for the entire game.

Conclusion:

The burden of sound reasoning is now entirely upon you. I am the Citizen, and thus a villager, and thus lock clear. The game is immediately simpler than it would otherwise have been, because of my decision. Now, let us enjoy that benefit and win the game.

Also, to preempt a lengthy and pointless discussion.

It is NOT dumb to ponder this post and convince yourself of its wisdom. That is your obligation as a villager, and I encourage you to think it over for as long as it takes to quell your (initially valid but ultimately unnecessary) concerns.

It IS dumb to, AFTER doing that pondering, conclude that I'm "neutral" or "wolfy." That is legitimately stupid, and I won't entertain it. ONE of the reasons it is a stupid conclusion is that the upside of this play as a wolf is absolutely DWARFED by the upside of this play as a villager. There is no equivalency between the EV gain for wolf-me in this position and villager-me in this position. They're universes apart. That means I wouldn't DO the poorer option of the two (by extension, wolf-me also wouldn't BELIEVE that I could convince the entire game of the truth of these assertions for the entire game, which as an end-game wolf I would have to believe if this strategem were to be worth pursuing). A SECOND reason that conclusion is stupid is that the EV bonus of doing this as a wolf is COMPLETELY DWARFED by me baseline wolf EV anyway. Anything that complicates my wolfing life is RIDICULOUSLY stupid for me to do, given that my wolfing life is ALREADY one of the smoothest, highest expectation wolfing lives in WW history anyway. A THIRD reason that conclusion is stupid is that you would probably have to worry about being EXPLOITED by this gambit in order to get there. However, I have NEVER engaged in this, or any similar, gambit in my entire career, meaning that if there IS exploitation to be had with this play, it is in FUTURE GAMES, not this game. For these reasons, pressuring me is extremely wolfy and should not be engaged in by any villager, ever, in this game. There will be no less productive pursuit than that in this game.

Sucks for the wolves when meta is wielded this brutally, but my allegiance is plain and my strategy perfect. Get #rekt.

This is Mayor

What is GTO stands for?
(google gives me only car results)

Great Teacher Onizuka, officially abbreviated as GTO, is a Japanese manga series written and illustrated by Tooru Fujisawa. It was originally serialized in Weekly Shōnen Magazine from January 1997 to February 2002. Wikipedia

I cLaIm PaRtY cOp

Now lock town me >:(

I claim lolicop

Eragon hard claiming cit is probably cit tbh

He's Mayor
Trust me I have 43.7(+-18472) IQ

This got boring real quick

quick who's scum who's town weeeeeeee

I'm scum and your pet donkey is Town

can we all agree to ignore eragon for the time being

That's GT don't ignore the conf-Mayor

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lol, it started 30 mins ago, and there is no post yet.
I mean, now I have 2...

finally

Can i pull a Wabbit, and have a page with only my posts?

Well, there is no context right now, so it definitely will be harder.

I stand by then fact scum are the more inpatient ones and more "try hard to look impatient" ones

/vote cenvil

I'm impatient as any alignment so idk what ur on about lol

-snippy snip-
Oh god this is not random Internet copypasta meaning I need to read this

It's basically just Flake's Veteran post from XX4, except every "Veteran" was replaced with "Citizen"

[OllyRenard]

/vote 2304

[polypies73]

/vote 2304

boooooo

[JacksonVirgo]

/vote jackson

Oof

[TheWabbit]

It is I, TheWabbit. Prepare to despair.

[TheWabbit]

Can i pull a Wabbit, and have a page with only my posts?

Well, there is no context right now, so it definitely will be harder.

interested if you'll be able to pull this off

[TheWabbit]

What is GTO stands for?
(google gives me only car results)

infant-friendly version of gtfo

[TheWabbit]

Uzay v Eragon is definitely something I need in my life right now :^)

sux for him when I wield meta so brutally

I'm Mafia C. Signal to me if you're Mafia E.

[TheWabbit]

/vote Uzay
that interaction with eragon is wolfy

[TheWabbit]

I cLaIm PaRtY cOp

Now lock town me >:(

Party cop is not in this game. Lock Town Denied.

you can have a virtual social distancing high five for effort though

ur wrong

im party cup

[TheWabbit]

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lol, it started 30 mins ago, and there is no post yet.
I mean, now I have 2...

finally

Can i pull a Wabbit, and have a page with only my posts?

Well, there is no context right now, so it definitely will be harder.

I stand by then fact scum are the more inpatient ones and more "try hard to look impatient" ones

/vote cenvil

wutface