AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:04 am


A daughter of a farming man, a lass with raven locks
I met her at the Cock & Bulls, a tavern by the docks
Although we courted but a week, my love for her persisted
For when with her, we swived in ways I never knew existed!

She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

Her bosoms were named Mary, for they were pure and white
Her muff was named Elizabeth, 'cause it was nice and tight
Her nips were named Daisy and Rose, for they're like flowering buds
But her ass was named the River Thames, 'cause it is full of mud!

She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

Well, soon after we parted ways, I saw her with me friend
They courted but a week or two, but that came to an end
She then did hop from bed to bed, but what made me so mad
'Twas after several months had passed I saw her with me dad!

She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

One day, while at the tavern here, I heard unhappy news
This country lass had died of clap - oh, what a jewel to lose
'Tis not as sad as one may think, as I soon realized
For all those saints now pass her 'round that big bed in the sky!

She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

She's a whore, yes a whore
A lass of myth and lore
A pontifex of oral sex
She'll ride you till you're sore
Yes, she's a whore, yes a whore
She is dear to fleet and corps
Her legs are splayed, we'll all get laid
By the whore that we adore

THAT WHORE!
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:14 am


My breakfast is straight out the medicine cabinet
A remedy for the aftermath of my habits
Sometimes it's the ones who try to help
That hurt the most
I feel like we're playing tug of war and I'm the rope
And I'm stretched to the limit
But you keep on pulling
And I'm gonna lose my goddamn mind, I'm gonna lose my mind

I want to hide away in the back of a cave
At the top of a mountain
Where no one can hear me and no one can see me
So I don't have to deal with them
And they don't have to deal with me
'Cause relationships are overrated
Maybe I'm just tired and jaded
But I'm sorry I just like myself more than I like you

So call me anti-social, call it masturbation
Either way it's a solo operation
I'm just far more comfortable alone

It appears that apathy
Has gotten the best of me
'Cause I'm so tired of you talking my ear off
About all your problems I just can't fix
I don't appreciate this unwanted company
And your constant chatter
Reminds me why I'd rather you leave me be

So call me anti-social, call it masturbation
Either way it's a solo operation
I'm just far more comfortable alone

'Cause people are ugly and people are hateful
Destructive and greedy
We're proud and ungrateful
The world would be so much better off without us
So swallow a bullet
Or a handful of pills
We're all compost in training
And there's graves left to fill
Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes
Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes

It seems that everybody always has a bone to pick
A promise to break, never again will I make that mistake
Of trusting anyone
Trusting anyone
Trusting anyone
This is my misanthropic confession
Human beings are a waste of breath and
Don't think I exclude myself
I'm an asshole just like you

'Cause people are ugly and people are hateful
Destructive and greedy
We're proud and ungrateful
The world would be so much better off without us
So swallow a bullet
Or a handful of pills
We're all compost in training
And there's graves left to fill
Distract ourselves to make us
feel like we're not just mistakes
Distract ourselves to make us feel like we're not just mistakes
My breakfast was straight out the medicine cabinet
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 10:19 am


The Misfits are cult rock & roll
Worshipped by a few but ignored on the whole
Meet the Feebles is a film cult classic
It's basically unknown but some say it's fantastic
Most women that I meet seem totally unfazed
Til sometimes there somebody who seems totally amazed
I might not be in magazines as a heart throb face
But in a few devoted hearts I've found a strong fan base
I'm a cult boyfriend, not a mainstream show
I'm lonely or I'm worshiped by a lady in the know
When you're a cult boyfriend, life is always intense
They love me or they hate me no one's on the fence
Cerebus is cult comic book series
It's got fans but it's never found in movies or in theories
WFMU is a cult radio station
Always tuned to by a few devoted fans around the nation
For every time I couldn't get a second date or even first
Why does one think I'm the best when all the rest think I'm the worst
All of those times no one at all wanted to know
If I'm really all that awesome wouldn't more people think so
I guess Cult Boyfriend is the term for me
It's always been quality not quantity
A cult boyfriend's like a record in a bargain bin
No one knows what it's worth ‘til a collector comes in
Hm, who are some cult literary figures I can honor
Maybe J. G. Ballard or Flannery O'Connor
Haggis and Fugu, that's like food for cult eaters
Jim Jones, Charles Manson, Father Yod, they're cult leaders
Anyways the point being, do I have to be magical?
Can't we date a few months and then move on normal and casual
Suicidally alone and then totally smothered
It's so much pressure when you go from one extreme to the other
I guess Cult Boyfriend is the term for me
It's always been quality not quantity
A cult boyfriend's like a record in a bargain bin
No one knows what it's worth ‘til a collector comes in
I'm a cult boyfriend, not a mainstream show
I'm lonely or I'm worshiped by a lady in the know
When you're a cult boyfriend, life is always intense
They're in love or they're indifferent, no one's on the fence
And this song ain't probably gonna go far past an open mic
It's guaranteed though two or three people are really gonna like it
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Thu Apr 02, 2020 12:35 pm

We need a dispenser.
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:13 am

THE HEAVY IS STILL DEAD?

WHY IS THE HEAVY DEAD
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 3:09 pm

the heavy is dead and no one cares
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 6:53 pm

/vote htg
end quick
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby watchme1 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:07 pm

lemonader666 wrote:/vote htg
end quick

/vote htg in case I havent
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:10 pm

/vote HTG


may as well
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:15 pm

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:18 pm

Oh right, I am dead
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 7:19 pm

lemonader666 wrote:Oh right, I am dead

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:41 pm

wait what the fuck
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby watchme1 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 8:43 pm

heytheregirl17 wrote:wait what the fuck


end this game pls
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 10:31 pm

no u
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby watchme1 » Fri Apr 03, 2020 11:07 pm

heytheregirl17 wrote:no u
/vote watchme


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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:06 pm

/vote Watchme

you must have killed the Heavy and are now acting innocent
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:25 pm

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby EqsyLootz » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:50 pm

/vote Watchme1

FOR HEAVY!!!
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:55 pm

watchme1 has been executed!

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby EqsyLootz » Sat Apr 04, 2020 12:58 pm

/vote EqsyLootz

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:44 pm

EqsyLootz wrote:/vote EqsyLootz

Big brain play time.

/vote eqsy
I wanna be big brain
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 5:52 pm

/vote Eqsy
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby watchme1 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:33 pm

Eragon1329 wrote:/vote Eqsy

/vote eqsy

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Sat Apr 04, 2020 6:34 pm

I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!
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