AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

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AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:10 pm



  1. heytheregirl17 (ISO)
  2. Royee (ISO) - dead
  3. SparkingJayYT (ISO) - dead
  4. EqsyLootz (ISO) - dead
  5. lemonader666 (ISO) - dead
  6. watchme1 (ISO) - dead
  7. ICECLIMBERS (ISO) - dead
  8. Eragon1329 (ISO) - dead

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Chemist1422 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:23 pm

All rolecards out. Game will start at 9:30 CDT tomorrow morning or whenever I get the chance after that.
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Chemist1422 » Tue Mar 31, 2020 8:29 pm

Oh yeah, and anticlaim may be in play, so claim at your own risk
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Chemist1422 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:27 am

Pow! You are dead!

lemonader666 has died! They were the Heavy!

Who killed Heavy?
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Royee » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:27 am

roses are red violets are blue heavy is dead
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Royee » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:29 am

Royee wrote:roses are red violets are blue heavy is dead

i am assuming it has started
anyway it was htg
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby Chemist1422 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:30 am

Royee wrote:roses are red violets are blue heavy is dead

And so are you. Go home.

Royee died in a car crash!

SparkingJayYT was run over by a car!
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:31 am

I am dead!
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:32 am

lemonader666 wrote:I am dead!

Yes
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby dota2reporter » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:33 am

what the fuck, why am i posting here
i didn't even sign up
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby SparkingJay » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:38 am

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:39 am

Chemist1422 wrote:
lemonader666 wrote:I am dead!

Yes

(sandwich)
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Chemist1422 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:40 am

dota2reporter wrote:what the fuck, why am i posting here
i didn't even sign up

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby ICECLIMBERS » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:40 am

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:46 am

ATTENTION. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!



THE HEAVY IS DEAD!
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:51 am

Eragon1329 wrote:ATTENTION. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

You don't say
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (Pregame)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:53 am

Royee wrote:
Royee wrote:roses are red violets are blue heavy is dead

i am assuming it has started
anyway it was htg
/vote HTG

N0 red lmao
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 8:56 am

heytheregirl17 wrote:
Eragon1329 wrote:ATTENTION. ATTENTION! ATTENTION! ATTENTION!

THE HEAVY IS DEAD!

You don't say


The heavy was... KILLED
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:01 am

Heavy: Ya-da-da-da-da-da- It is good day to be not dead!

Engineer: POW! You are dead!

Heavy: I am dead!

Engineer: Chuckling, while spy is doing the conga towards the scene (The Engineer says aw, shucks” as the Spy gets close.)

Spy: Oh! The Heavy is dead!

Heavy: Yes (Sandwich). I am dead!

Spy: Why is the Heavy dead?!

Engineer: I dunno.

Heavy: I think it was-

Engineer & Spy: Shhh, you are dead!

Heavy: Ok.

(Sniper enters scene exiting van)

Sniper: What's up, you wankers?! Who’s up for a- AH! What the- bloody hell just happened?!

Engineer & Spy: The Heavy is dead!

(A, B, C, or D game starts)

Sniper: The Heavy is dead!

Spy: Correct!

(Option C lights up and celebration music starts playing)

Spy: So, did you see the murderer?

Engineer and Sniper: Nah, sorry mate.

Spy: Slams hand on desk I will find him, I will capture him, and no one will ever die again!

(Engineer and Sniper applause)

Sniper: Ah, well that's nice.

Engineer: I am damn proud right now.

(Soldier appears in scene)

Soldier: Atteeeeeeeeention!

(Soldier rushes to dead Heavy)

Soldier: That Heavy is dead!

Spy: We know!

Soldier: Who killed him?!

Spy: We don’t know!

Soldier: I will find clues!

(Soldier searches through pile of stuff while sniffing)

Soldier: What's that? Grabs gun A weapon?! That thing is why the Heavy is dead!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: The Heavy is dead?!

Soldier: Slams hands on desk Yes, (Intense background appears) he died!

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: All shocked

(Intense background stops, showing the Engineer, Sniper, and Spy standing in front of a green screen)

Medic: (From far away) Incoming!

(Ambulance crashes Soldier into a building wall, killing him.)

Medic: Exits out of Ambulance Raus, raus! Pushes Engineer, Sniper, and Spy away from Heavy Move now! Kisses Heavy on head

(Heavenly music sounds while the light focuses on Heavy)

Heavy: (Rising in air) Hohoho, Hea- Explodes Oof.

Medic: In my medical opinion, that Heavy is dead!

(Camera rotates to Sniper)

Sniper: Doc, what happened?

Medic: My professional opinion? Slams hands on desk then turns to the right (Intense background comes in) The Heavy was killed!

(Intense background stops)

Engineer, Sniper, and Spy: Panicking

Medic: I don’t think it’s anything to worry about.

Spy: Well, now what?

(Scout entering while doing the conga in the background)

Scout: Clipidy clop mother****er! Boom!

Spy: Says “Oh, come on.” before Scout says boom

Scout: Look at this! The freaking Heavy is dead! Pause What do you think of that? Pause Ahm…

Spy: Yes, yes, Scout.

Scout: Yea?

Spy: Go home!

(Scout’s mother appears in a car telling Scout to get in)

Scout: Ah come on! Pffff! Freaking unbelievable seriously, you all suck.

(Car drives off and crashing noise is heard)

Scout: Screams of pain

Spy: Ok, let’s get back to the point.

Heavy: Poking at his dead body I think Heavy is dead.

Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Medic: The Heavy is dead?!

Medic: Turns around and notices dead scout in burning car Scout! I will heal you- Car explodes and camera goes back to Heavy

Heavy: Oh, Seriously?! Who killed Heavy?!

(Camera shows on Demoman drinking Scrumpy)

Demoman: Slurp Slurp It was me!

Engineer, Sniper, Spy, and Heavy: Shocked

Demoman: Yes! Bottle of Scrumpy slides up Demoman’s body and Demoman eats the bottle I did it like this: Takes out a revolver and shoots Sniper in chest Boom! Demoman flies off from force of revolver blast

Sniper: Screams of pain

Demoman: Woop dee doo!

Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Are terrified seeing Sniper’s dead body

Demoman: Burps That’s a joke, lads.

Engineer, Spy, and Heavy: Starts laughing like crazy

Demoman: Slurp Slurp Burp It was… yo-... Burp Points at Engineer Him!

Engineer: Shocked How did you know?!

Demoman: I didn’t. Burps That was a joke too.

(Camera moves to Engineer, as the Demoman keeps drinking faster)

Demoman: Falls on ground Oh, I’m dead.

Engineer: Manic laughter That’s right! It was me!

Spy: You monster!

Heavy: But whyyyyy?

Engineer: Cause you’re fat, boy. And another thing, you’re ugly.

Heavy: Engineer, stop!

Engineer and Heavy: Arguing

Spy: Shrugs (Text appears saying : IT’S TRADITION)

Engineer: Ah dammit Heavy **** off! You are dead.

Heavy: No u, POW! Haha.

(Engineer falls dead on floor)

Heavy: You are dead! Not big surprise.
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby Eragon1329 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:04 am

This was idiotic
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby EqsyLootz » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:06 am

Why is the Heavy Dead!?
Who Am I! What Do I Do? Where am I? Wait where did I Come from? All questions to be answered. Mysteries among us.

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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby heytheregirl17 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:40 am

I was charged not to be the first one dead

My job here is done
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:40 am


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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby ICECLIMBERS » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:44 am

are we supposed to be doing something
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Re: AFFM2020 | Heavy Is Dead (THE HEAVY IS DEAD)

Postby lemonader666 » Wed Apr 01, 2020 9:49 am

Heavy - me
Blu engineer
Spy
Sniper
Soldier - Sparking
Medic
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