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TrueGent wrote:I skimmed that and all I saw was "lynch someone at MYLO"

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Mafia visited Persian and yau last night (already pretty much confirmed)

Hiphoplog is confirmed Godfather
dota is 99.99% Mafioso
yau is 75% likely to be Detonator, teamalex is 25% likely to be Detonator

DO NOT LYNCH STURPS OR PARKER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

If you dont understand where I am coming from, read the first message. It is fully explained there.

You are all blind sheep who cant read because Hip scumslipped at least twice.

Sturps wrote:Klepto can't use dead Killing roles though. It was stated several times in the thread, and it's in the rolecard.
But yeah, I don't really think that the Klepto could have done anything this game, at all. The only roles they could have used was the Invests and the Protectives, and protecting someone who was Town against Mafia would have gone against their wincon.
They should be able to use dead Killing roles abilities, otherwise they're just extremely useless.

Sturps wrote:/suggest title 'Thorrendous' or 'Thor End Us'

also LoF it would have helped if you put a tl;dr at the beginning of your messages

Spoiler:

ICECLIMBERS wrote:Somebody should totally write a novella based off of this game now with it being from LoF's perspective.

The only issue is that the title "The History of Salt" has already been taken.

pumacatrun2 wrote:

LordofFail wrote:

parkerparkour wrote: I CANT BELIEVE ELASTOID DIDNT READ MY ANNOTATED NOVELLA OF THIS GAME'S CONTENT COMPLETE WITH 15-PAGE APPENDIX

I understand not reading the first message, it was kinda long.

But the second one was seven lines. SEVEN. LINES. And Elastoid refused to read it.

This was the message:

Mafia visited Persian and yau last night (already pretty much confirmed)

Hiphoplog is confirmed Godfather
dota is 99.99% Mafioso
yau is 75% likely to be Detonator, teamalex is 25% likely to be Detonator

DO NOT LYNCH STURPS OR PARKER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

If you dont understand where I am coming from, read the first message. It is fully explained there.

You are all blind sheep who cant read because Hip scumslipped at least twice.

yeah but why are you freaking the fuck out when you literally said not to lynch the actual detonator who ended up winning the game by a "friendly detonator" play
mafia still lost in the end, and yeah he should have at least read the mafia reads, but it likely would have ended this way anyway with town being dumb buttssssss

parkerparkour wrote: I CANT BELIEVE ELASTOID DIDNT READ MY ANNOTATED NOVELLA OF THIS GAME'S CONTENT COMPLETE WITH 15-PAGE APPENDIX

Mafia visited Persian and yau last night (already pretty much confirmed)

Hiphoplog is confirmed Godfather
dota is 99.99% Mafioso
yau is 75% likely to be Detonator, teamalex is 25% likely to be Detonator

DO NOT LYNCH STURPS OR PARKER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES

If you dont understand where I am coming from, read the first message. It is fully explained there.

You are all blind sheep who cant read because Hip scumslipped at least twice.

TheCow wrote:Town was shit for no-lynching and bad day play.
Mafia shouldn't have attacked the immune target twice.
Sturps shouldn't have given up.

Play better.

parkerparkour wrote:commend me

LordofFail wrote:This was the message I sent Elastoid.

He refused to read it. 10/10 Medium.

Spoiler: I never thought I would say this, but thank god you idiots ran out of time.
DO NOT LYNCH STURPS OR PARKER. DONT EVEN VOTE THEM. LET WARLOCK LIVE.
It just isnt worth it. What would you accomplish in lynching the Warlock? Goob job you now have 24 hours less in the day. Or maybe you killed the NE. YOU ARE STILL IN MYLO IT MAKES NO DIFFERENCE.

Mafia visited Persian and austin last night.

There is no Caporegime. There is a Godfather and a Mafioso turned Framer.

ICE killed Persian and set off the bombs.

Also, Hiphoplog is Godfather. He scumslipped horribly on multiple occasions. It is all in my rants below, but I will put it in more concise form here so I am super fucking clear:

1) Hip claimed Sturps was dead. Sturps was attacked by Mafia. Only reason Hip would think that would be if he were Mafia.
2) Hip knew the Mafia visits from last night. Yes, the results presented Hip's theory as a possibility, but there were other options.
3) Hip is insistent on there being a Caporegime despite there being blatant contradictions in this statements. Shame on you for not noticing them. Read the thread please.

Ok, back to point two: There were other possibilities other then ICE attacking.
I am only going to present one, as that is all that is required as a counter argument. Hip is very experienced and he would know not to consider only one possibility. If Hip is Town, he is worse then my Town play from SFM9.

Simply put, Caporegime could have killed. And this ties in with the third point.

Say there is a Caporegime.
WHY WOULD A PRANKSTER WITH A PRANK LEFT DO THE FACTIONAL KILL?
Why wouldn't they prank? Why would they abstain from using their final prank on Night 4?
If there is a Capo who retrained a prankster N1, they would have pranked N2 and N3 and still had one prank left because we have only two pranks so far (Cow was pranked N1 but if there was a Capo retrain then Cow could not have pranked N1 he must have just been trolling)
So the Prankster would still have a prank left.
Why would a Prankster with one prank left kill instead of the Mafioso doing the kill?
Or if the Mafioso promotes into Framer, why wouldn't the Caporegime do the kill?

And ultimately, they could have. The Godfather (because there is no Caporegime as Cow WAS pranked Night 1) could have killed Persian last night, and the Prankster could have abstained from doing anything because they had no pranks left. Or the Prankster could have killed.

Hip was insisting that ICE did the kill. The fact that the Godfather easily could have done the kill is a major scumslip.

The only logical conclusion I can get from this is that HIPHOPLOG IS THE GODFATHER

Also, dota2reporter is Mafioso. This was confirmed by the Investigator. Two random town spots are confirmed; you are Medium and Retral was Veteran.

Persian was Doctor and either Sturps or parker is Bodyguard (other is Warlock).

The last RT spot is either yau as trauma patient OR a Citizen. Yau is probably Detonator, by the way, but he should be investigated first. He probably claimed Trauma Patient to claim Bodyguard hoping that the town would lynch a Bodyguard claim yesterday because Bodyguard is in the same invest group as Detonator. So yau is Detonator. Or it could be teamalex. Leave it up to Evil to determine who is who.

LYNCH THE DETONATOR LAST! LYNCH HIP AND DOTA FIRST!!

Oh, and if that wasn't incriminating enough, Hip was declaring dota as "confirmed Doctor" earlier in the day. Hip was defending dota. Dota is Mafioso, Hip is therefore even more likely to be Mafia.

Leyva is confirmed as Citizen or Detonator. Hip is so scummy it hurts.

So, from this we know the following:

Hiphoplog is Godfather.
Dota2reporter is Mafioso turned Framer.
yauaustin or teamalex is Detonator. Yauaustin is more likely to be Detonator, I would say 75% chance yau is Detonator, 25% chance teamalex is Detonator.
yauaustin was framed last night. He is therefore unlikely to be Mafia. teamalex was framed the night before, he too is unlikely to be Mafia.
Sure, Mafia might be playing mindgames with me but dota has an Investigator result against him AND Hiphoplog scumslipped a few times and was super scummy yesterday.
The fact that Hiphoplog was pushing for a Warlock lynch is bad. You pushing for a Warlock lynch DESPITE READING MY LAST WILL IN WHICH I SAID "WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT LYNCH STURPS OR PARKER" is a lot worse. Seriously. I'm going to rant a lot after this game.

WHO TO LYNCH:
DAY 6 - HIPHOPLOG
DAY 7 - DOTA2REPORTER
DAY 8 - DETONATOR (teamalex / yauaustin)

I was going to scream at you here, but instead I am going to spoiler all my rants to Metrion and give you that instead. Feel free to read it all. I get angry.

Spoiler:

LordofFail wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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HIP SCUMSLIPPED AAAAAAAAAAAA

AUSTIN IS OBVIOUSLY DETONAOTOR AAAAAAAAAAAA

MAFIOSO CAN PROMOTE INTO FRAMER AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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HIP IS OBVIOUS SCUM
AUSTIN IS OBVIOUS DETONATOR
HIP IS TRYING TO GET TEAMALEX MISLYNCHED
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LordofFail wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

OH MY GOD HIP IS SO SCUMMY IT HURTS

THERE IS NO CAPOREGIME AAAAAAA

COW WAS PRANKED NIGHT 1 SO THERE WAS NO NIGHT 1 RETRAIN THIS HAS ALREADY BEEN ESTABLISHED AAAAA

HOW DID NOBODY NOTICE THAT HIP IS TRYING TO CLAIM THAT DOTA IS "confirmed doctor" AAAAAAA

HIP + DOTA SCUMTEAM CONFIRMED AAAAAAAAAAAA

AND SCUM ARE PROBABLY GOING TO WIN BECAUSE THEY ARE INACTIVE AS SHIT AND JUST LETTING HIP LEAD THEM

MY ONLY HOPE NOW IS THAT THEY DECIDE TO NOLYNCH SO ELASTOID CAN GET INFORMATION FROM ME BECAUSE THEY ARE TOO STUPID TO GROW BRAINS AND JUST DECIDE TO SHEEP HIP WHO IS PRACTICALLY CONFIRMED SCUM

*screaming intensifies*

me rn:



I imagine that is Neasans was a dead town in this game, dead chat would look something like this right now:

LordofFail wrote:I SWEAR IF ELASTOID TURNS OUT TO BE A JANITOR WHO HASNT CLEANED ALL GAME IM GOING TO BE SO FUCKING ANGRY

JUST WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T THEY HAVE CLEANED?

AND IF THEY ARE MEDIUM, WHY ARE THEY ACTING SO SCUMMY

AAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAA

[Neasans Intensifies]

leyva45 wrote:is it bad that i think elastoid is scum because of that weird push on me right now?

we're in mylo, and he really isn't "confirmed"

the push just looks super scummy man

YES IT IS BAD

ELASTOID IS CONFIRMED MEDIUM WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

THEY ARE NOT JANITOR UNLESS THEY DECIDED TO VISIT SOMEONE AT RANDOM WHO WAS NOT BEING KILLED

BUT I SWEAR IF THAT IS THE CASE IM GOING TO FLIP MY SHIT HARDER THEN I DID AT SARAH THORPE AFTER THE DEBACLE FORMERLY KNOWN AS DR VI

LordofFail wrote:mfw thread has 0 new posts in 12 hours

prod everyone plz

also i think parker is due for a prod. they have one post in the last 36 hours, this one to be exact

parkerparkour wrote:>Game is hard.

I'd prefer to lynch a suspected mafia than a suspected NK today. Detonator can't do much overnight

just plz prod everyone to make game a bit more active. 12 hours with nobody posting anything is really terrible. So many people are literally just prod dodging, and its just ugh to watch

this describes the town perfectly right now:

LordofFail wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

austin is probably detonator but still lynching him is terribad

he was obviously framed last night so he probably isnt mafia

hip is so scummy it hurts

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dota is so obviously mafioso aaaaaaa

austin is obvious mislynch they arent mafia

but they might be detonator so town has a chance even though they are inactive and dumb af

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if elastoid does not seance with me tonight im going to flip my shit so hard at town postgame aaaaa

LordofFail wrote:ahahahahaha

hip realizes austin is detonator and is pushing for a teamalex lynch now because lynching teamalex gives mafia the win

WHY IS NOBODY REALIZING THIS

WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE??!!?

this game:




.....

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HIP IS NOT PROVEN TOWN WHY IS HE LEADING THE TOWN

WHY ARE THE TOWN LETTING THE GODFATHER LEAD THEM??

IM GOING TO RANT SO HARD TO ELASTOID TONIGHT

LordofFail wrote:

Hiphoplog wrote:A Mafia will still have visited Austin he was either Framed by Team or is the Caporegime->Janitor.
Prankster killed the Doctor, then the Consigliere/Framer/whatever did their job, so that will account for 3 visits no matter what.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE CONTRADICTIONS AAAAAAAAAAAAA

PRANKSTER KILLED SO GODFATHER DID NOTHING

lol he is trying to townslip but failing, he already scumslipped when he said sturps was dead, meaning he attacked him LOL
he basically confirmed sturps was attacked when it was entirely possible sturps was not attacked and sturps is mafia who faked being attacked :/

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HIP AND DOTA ARE OBVIOUS MAFIA THEY ARE SO SCUMMY IT HURTS AAAAAAAA

LordofFail wrote:I think this is my biggest rant about scumslips since 7H. It may even surpass that of 7H.
I'm literally tearing my hair out reading this. Dammit Sturps why must you have finals now? If Sturps didnt have finals they would be all up in here calling out the #POSSIBILITIES and revealing Hip's blatant scumslips.
Oh well, I'm going to send all of these to Elastoid.

Also behold the soccer team that FM players officially support:

These are the players:


This is the logo:


And this is the stadium. Now it should all make sense:

Hiphoplog wrote:

Elastoid wrote:

EvilDeanius0 wrote:Yau was framed, I don't see any other possibilities. Having a Janitor or a Capo would have meant cleans would have started earlier. The reason they framed him as Med/Jan is so we couldn't tell if the frame was to hide guilt or cause it. Remember that they did not know that LoF would die, and if he had lived, he would have seen the visit. If he had been framed as Cit, we could have assumed it was because he was scum and they were hiding that, if he was framed as Det or framer, we would have assumed they were trying to make him look guilty. So the mafia's only option was to frame him as a result he could not possibly be, thereby making my invest results useless.

There are two possibilities.

1) ICECLIMBERS performs kill on Persian. Capo retrains Yau to Janitor
2) Mafioso becomes Framer and frames Yau. Then Capo kills and ICECLIMBERS either Pranks or stays home.

That's wrong on so many levels.
For one Caporegime can retrain themselves, why is it impossible for Austin who claimed to be paired with Caporegime to be a Caporegime?
Why is it impossible for Team to be the Framer who was retrained?
ICE was out of Pranks and we know this, and we know for a fact ICE killed last night because he triggered the Detonator when killing the Doctor.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THE SCUMSLIPS
THE SCUMSLIPS

THIS IS NOT KNOWN AS FACT

MAYBE THE DOCTOR WANTED TO PROTECT THE CONFIRMED SPY?
AND MAYBE GODFATHER KILLED THE DOCTOR? IF PRANKSTER HAD A PRANK LEFT, WHICH THEY MUST HAVE IF A CAPO RETRAINED THEM ON NIGHT 1 THEN WHY WOULD THEY KILL?
HIP YOUR ARGUMENT IS SHIT. A PRANKSTER WITH A PRANK LEFT WOULD NOT KILL. IF PRANKSTER KILLED THEN THEY WERE NOT RETRAINED NIGHT 1 MEANING THERE IS NO CAPOREGIME MEANING THERE IS A GODFATHER MEANING YOU SCUMSLIPPED AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT IS LOGICAL

WHY IS ONLY ELASTOID CONSIDERING THAT POSSIBILITY

JUST THE FACT THAT THE POSSIBILITY EXISTS MEANS THAT HIP STATING THE FACT THAT ICE SET OFF THE DETONATOR IS A SCUMSLIP

BUT EVEN THOUGH ELASTOID SEES THE POSSIBILITY AND SEES THROUGH HIP'S BULLSHIT HE (she?) REFUSES TO CALL HIP OUT ON THE SCUMSLIP

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im rolling in my grave rn

if anyone checks my grave, im flipping everyone off with both hands as hard as I can. Which isnt very hard since im kinda dead and my body is kinda exploded. By my hands are, somewhere, flipping off the town for not having brains.


oh look now hip is bussing dota


HIP I SWEAR IF YOU ARE TOWN IM GOING TO SALT SO HARD AT YOU FOR BEING SO SCUMMY

HIP IS EITHER GODFATHER (99% LIKELY AND HES BEING SUPER OBVIOUS ABOUT IT), WARLOCK (SOMEHOW, IT WOULD MEAN THAT BOTH BG CLAIMS ARE TRUE WHICH IS UNLIKELY), OR WORSE TOWN THEN ME IN SFM9.

Hiphoplog wrote:The point is not weather or not ICE sat around twiddling his thumbs or blowing himself up, because that's actually rather irrelevant and if anything is more evidence that your idea is stupid and wont work. Why wont it work? It is entirely possible LOL
The point is that your idea is stupid and wont work because of 1 you are way to close minded and rule out pretty likely theories for more obscure or someone plausible theories. And 2 the fact that you don't even realize that the Mafia visits can't possibly tell you weather Austin was framed or not. YES THEY CAN BECAUSE THERE IS NO CAPOREGIME OTHERWISE THERE WOULD HAVE BEEN A JANITOR RETRAINED N1

Austin was visited last night, so that visit wont mean anything to you. Either he was Framed or Retrained and there isn't another possibility there.
Then you have another Mafia visiting Persain.
The last Mafia visit can be a few things; Nothing because it was Austin was retrained and he was not a Caporegime, a random visit by third Mafia, nothing because ICE chose not to visit anyone, or nothing because the 3rd Mafia chose not to visit anyone.
STOP FAKE TOWNSLIPPING I DONT BUY IT
PERSIAN COULD HAVE PROTECTED ME, PRANKSTER DIDNT DO ANYTHING, MAFIOSO FRAMED AND GODFATHER KILLED PERSIAN.
100% POSSIBLE. STOP IGNORING POSSIBILITIES. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You think that seeing if there was 2 or 3 Mafia visits proves a point but it doesn't prove anything but your lac of interrupting information.
2 things will happen tomorrow.
Either you will come back yelling "Austin is Mafia becuase only 2 Mafia visited." which makes you looks stupid as Hell especially with you insisting ICE chose not to visit anyone last night.
Or you will come back yelling "Austin was framed because there was 3 Mafia visits." which also makes you look stupid because Caporegime can retrain themselves and Austin claimed withing the Caporegime Investigator pairings which just makes you look even more ignorant. THERE IS NO CAPOREGIME AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

It's no wonder Jammy and Dota support your plan because they know it will not work and they are Mafia. HOW CONVENIENT THEN, ALSO THAT BOTH JAMMY AND DOTA ALSO SUPPORTED YOUR AUSTIN LYNCH. AAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Jammy, Dota, and Team are so scummy and no one gives a damn because they are the only 3 active players, so no one is willing to even think any of them could possibly be scum despite how all 3 of them sheep eachother's opinions and vote as a pack against the Town.
*ring ring*
-Hello?
-Hey Pot, this is kettle.
-Oh hey bud, its keen a while!
-Yep, sure has.
-So, why are you calling?
-Oh, no reason. I just WANTED TO REMIND YOU THAT YOU'RE BLACK
*hangs up*

LordofFail wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

no posts for 15 hours

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LordofFail wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaaa


2 posts in last 22 hours



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LordofFail wrote:

leyva45 wrote:Lynching Pakrer/Nolynching is the optimal play here, anyone who is pushing for something else is scum.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HOW IS LYNCHING A SUSPECT NE THE OPTIMAL PLAY??

LYNCH SOMEONE YOU THINK IS SCUM, ITS MYLO FFS

Hiphoplog wrote:

leyva45 wrote:Lynching Pakrer/Nolynching is the optimal play here, anyone who is pushing for something else is scum.

Leyva's actually right, we can just lynch Parker which is a lot better than a no lynch because that does remove scum and still buys time.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

HIP, COULD YOU BE ANY MORE OBVIOUS SCUM??

LordofFail wrote:Everyone is playing like shit. Elastoid and Hip are the only ones trying. Even though Hip is super obvious GF and Elastoid is blind town, they are the only ones trying. aaaaaaaa

9F: Day 4, 104 pages
9E: Day 6, 103 pages
(tumbleweeds)

HOW IS A TFM WITH 5 PEOPLE ALIVE MORE ACTIVE THEN THIS GAME

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Elastoid wrote:/vote Parker

>reads my last will
>votes up one of the two people I put in bold caps to not consider lynching because it isnt worth it and lynching BG makes you lose while lynching Warlock accomplishes nothing other then potentially losing 24 hours on the day

WHYYYYYYYYYYY

At least there are only 22 hours left in the day and town are so inactive they likely will run out of time

>7 pages in 98 hours
totally unacceptable

ridiculous

how have 0 people been prodded aaaaaaaaa

LordofFail wrote:...and now, I wait.

For when Elastoid to contact me, I am going to scream so much.

LordofFail wrote:When the Medium who is going to contact you goes inactive

UGH fuck it im making memes.

And then sending those to Elastoid when he decides to contact me. I have no idea why he hasnt already, all he has to say is "tell us what you know" or something like that. Literally takes 20 seconds.

Day 5 in a nutshell:

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I also included all my rants up to this point in my message to Elastoid. After this point are rants from after N5 started.

LordofFail wrote:Elastoid hasn't been online in 48 hours

halp im dying inside

i have a rant fully prepared for when Elastoid contacts me

>inb4 elastoid never contacts me tonight and town therefore does not get the information that hip is obvious scum

just

LordofFail wrote:Elastoid was on a few hours ago.

If he didn't contact me I'm going to post in the game thread to modkill myself scream so much post-game.

LordofFail wrote:aaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Elastoid's attitude towards the game

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I'm going to go full rant mode on them after the game

LordofFail wrote:im pretty sure Elastoid is due for a prod by now

they havent posted in the last 36 hours of the game

also aaaaaaaaaaaa @hip

hip is scum bussing dota for towncred because both hip and dota know that dota is SOL because of invest results

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LordofFail wrote:

Elastoid wrote:Persian and Yau visited.

I don't think we should rule out that mafia could have framed themselves though.

ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME??

I send a whole detailed explanation about how I know who the Mafia are, and Elastoid doesn't even mention it??

He doesn't have to acknowledge it as fact, but he surely would have to mention my reads at the very least?

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im going to do a full rant at Elastoid after this game by the way. Likely around the same magnitude as my rant against Sarah Thorpe after DR VI. Just a heads up about that - Elastoid pisses me off so much this game.

LordofFail wrote:

leyva45 wrote:STURPS I WILL SPAM YOU MEMES IF WE DO NOT LYNCH PARKER TODAY

I am so tempted to report this for gamethrowing.

Unfortunately, being terrible and having no tactical sense does not constitute a ban.

LordofFail wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WHY THE FUCK ARE THEY LYNCHING PARKER??

DID ELASTOID NOT READ ANYTHING I SAID??

HOLY SHIT

Leyva is either really bad town or Detonator. And holy shit the sheeps.

WHY ARE ALL THE TOWN SO BAD

LordofFail wrote:im literally punching things irl

WHY IS NOBODY ASKING ELASTOID WHAT I SAID TO THEM?
WHY IS ELASTOID REFUSING TO SAY THAT I THINK HIP IS SCUM?

WHHYYYYYYYYYYY

If Mafia!Hip wins because Elastoid refused to tell the town that I thought Hip was Mafia then I am reporting them for gamethrowing.

LordofFail wrote:teamalex is the only townie with a brain right now. Which means he is probably Detonator because he is paying attention now

LordofFail wrote:I'm pretty sure Leyva is warlock with how they are defending dota
Hip is gf dota is framer
Yau is detonator
Parker is the scummist BG ever

Or Leyva or hip are just really awful town

LordofFail wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAA

EVIL Y U SO USELESS??

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DOTA IS CONFIRMED MAFIOSO UNLESS STURPS IS DETONATOR

WHY HASNT EVIL CHECKED STURPS YET?? IF EVIL GETS BG RESULT ON STURPS THEN STURPS IS CONFIRMED TOWN AND DOTA IS CONFIRMED MAFIOSO

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OR EVIL COULD CHECK DOTA BECAUSE MAFIOSO PROMOTED INTO FRAMER AAAAAAAAAAAAAA


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Well, Sturps revealed as Detonator. I honestly thought they were Bodyguard because I didnt think they would be SO BAD AS TO BOMB THE PERSON THEY WERE MEANT TO PROTECT

Note to future self: push harder on policy lynching bad people - like Sturps for bombing their protect target. AAAAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHH

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Also, dota is still Mafioso and I still have my money on Hip being Godfather. Although it could be leyva because LEYVA IS JUST AWFUL AAAAAAAAAA

OR MAYBE ITS JAMMY BECAUSE HES BAD TOO AAAAAAAAAAAAA


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LordofFail wrote:

dota2reporter wrote:just lynch me already

just self-hammer yourself

aaaaaaaaaaaa this game aaaaaaaaaaaaaa


Edit 2 minutes later

good. you self hammered yourself. lets get this shit over.

LordofFail wrote:I still think Hip is GF

I think town is digging their grave
But Jammy could very well be GF

Just Hip was scummy as fuck and scumslipped a couple time

how the fuck do you scumslip as town?

LordofFail wrote:WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS TOWN

Just do the safe thing ffs

Lynch Sturps and then NoLynch.
Mafia has to kill on both nights.

Then it is 2v1. Or town could lynch at 3v1 before nolynching if they are confident.

But Invest cant find GF so they have to actually scumread.

OH NO! Something that requires activity and logical thought processes and not just being inactive as shit and relying on the PRs for freelo!
Whatever shall we do? Should we actually start trying?

Nah, we'll all just sheep instead of actually thinking about it. Thats a much better strategy. Nothing can go wrong!

LordofFail wrote:AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THEY LYNCHED JAMMY


AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

I FUCKING KNEW IT WAS HIP I FUCKING TOLD ELASTOID BUT DID HE LISTEN? NOOOOO
DID HE EVEN MENTION THAT I HAD A SCUMREAD ON HIP TO THE TOWN? NOOOOOO

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LEYVA ISNT MAFIA BECAUSE THEY WERE VISITED N2
TEAMALEX ISNT MAFIA BECAUSE THEY WERE FRAMED AS JANITOR, WHY WOULD FRAMER FRAME THE GODFATHER AS JANITOR IT WOULD MAKE NO SENSE
MEANING IT MUST BE HIP

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TOWN CAN STILL WIN IF STURPS SIDES WITH TOWN BECAUSE STURPS IS ESSENTIALLY A NK KINGMAKER AT THIS POINT

BUT STURPS CANT SIDE WITH TOWN BECAUSE IT WOULD BE GAMETHROWING BECAUSE STRUPS CAN STILL WIN IF THEY DETONATE A TOWNIE AND HAVE THE MAFIA ATTACK THEM

BUT THEN AGAIN STURPS IS IN A LOSE-LOSE SITUATION BECAUSE IF STURPS DOES NOT SIDE WITH TOWN THEN MAFIA AND TOWN LYNCH STURPS AND STURPS LOSES BECAUSE TOWN DONT KNOW WHO THE MAFIA IS SO I GUESS IT ISNT GAMETHROWING IF STURPS SIDES WITH TOWN?

BUT THEN IT MIGHT BE GAMETHROWING FOR TOWN TO LYNCH STURPS BECAUSE IF THEY DONT LYNCH MAFIA THEY LOSE, SO TOWN CANNOT VOTE STURPS, STURPS CANNOT SIDE WITH TOWN, SO DAY 9 THEREFORE IS LIKELY TO END IN A NOLYNCH.

THEN DAY 10 WOULD BE 1 TOWN 1 MAFIA AND STURPS BUT THEN STURPS IS STILL KINGMAKER BUT THE TOWN OR MAFIA HAS A DETONATOR BOMB ON THEM SO STURPS NOLYNCHES, AND THEN THE TOWNIE BECOMES A KINGMAKER BECAUSE THEY ALREADY LOST NO MATTER WHAT.

BUT THEN THE MAFIA CANT KILL THE TOWN WITHOUT THE BOMB GOING OFF AND GIVING STURPS THE WIN.

SO NOBODY CAN BE LYNCHED AND NOBODY CAN DIE.

MEANING THAT IF PEOPLE THINK THIS THROUGH, THE GAME MUST END IN A DRAW. AAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

IF ONLY ELASTOID LISTENED AND TOLD THE TOWN I HAD A SCUMREAD ON HIP SINCE I DIED AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

LordofFail wrote:Further evidence of Hip being GF: HIP WAS THE ONE WHO SUGGESTED THE PLAN

AND ALL THAT WAS NEEDED WAS THAT THE DETONATOR DID NOT BLOW ANYBODY UP

WHY DID THE TOWN THINK THAT AGREEING ON A PLAN IN MYLO WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA? THERE WAS ONLY ONE UNKNOWN SCUM LEFT ANYWAYS SO LYNCHING THAT SCUM (GODFATHER) WOULD RESULT IN THE GAME BEING ENDGAMED.

THE FACT THAT HIP'S PLAN INVOLVED THE GAME NOT BEING ENDED UPON THE DAY 9 LYNCH IS YET ANOTHER SCUMSLIP

WHY DID NOBODY NOTICE THAT??

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LordofFail wrote:Evil is dead.

MARATHON ACHIEVEMENT ACHIEVED

Its between team and Hip for GF now. Surely they can figure it out? But it might be too late unless Sturps is still siding with the town...

team was framed after claiming CITIZEN. If team was Godfather, who shows up as CITIZEN to the INVESTIGATOR, why would he be framed?

therefore, hip must be GF - and I will proceed to yell and scream some more about how I had the mafia solved by night 5 but Elastoid didnt tell the town.

LordofFail wrote:

Sturps wrote:Never Trust Sturps; 2C Redux Edition.

teamalex wrote:I can't believe you've done this.

DID STURPS PLACE A BOMB ON TEAMALEX

YES STURPS

PUT THE GAME IN A SITUATION IN WHICH NOBODY CAN WIN

ITS THE ONLY PROPER CONCLUSION: A STALEMATE IN WHICH ANYONE WHO LYNCHES OR ATTACKS LOSES

WHICH MEANS THAT TOWN IS GOING TO BE A KINGMAKER FOR STURPS / HIP ... MAYBE I DONT KNOW ANYMORE THIS GAME JUST AAAAAAAAAAA

LordofFail wrote:Caution: lots of
images in spoiler.

If your computer experiences lag from loading lots of gifs at once, dont open the spoiler. Its like the one from my CFM pitch, but about 10 times as long.

LordofFail wrote:This game right now, on Day 10 with 4 people left and nearly 2 months after it started. YET SOMEHOW TOWN HAVENT FIGURED OUT WHO THE GODFATHER IS:

Since you cant spoiler in a spoiler I moved these outside the rants. But this was in the rant with the other aaaaaaa gifs:

Spoiler:

Hiphoplog wrote:Also why were you guys acting like Munch didn't already claim Citizen?
You guys try way to hard to pick on replacements.

Sturps wrote:I guess I'm dumb then.
I only now just realised that according to ICE the detonator went after you 2 nights in a row.

Sturps wrote:

LordofFail wrote:

Sturps wrote:Also LoF (N4) and Retral (N1) were targetted by detonator.
Nobody knows what happened to Detonator N3.

ICE claims to have scared away Detonator from me on N3

O rite ye
That could have still been a Mafia though considering 3/4/3.
So technically I was right

leyva45 wrote:why elastoid confirmed town again?

Sturps wrote:Also LoF (N4) and Retral (N1) were targetted by detonator.
Nobody knows what happened to Detonator N3.

Metrion wrote:My b.

leyva45 wrote:

LordofFail wrote:

leyva45 wrote:going to iso counterclaims and fix this piece of shit game.

thank me for replacing in @metrion

I'm pretty sure munch was either lying about the witch claim, or Metrion fucked up. Both are likely, since munch is a piece of shit, and met is a memer.

why would munch lie about being witched?

he was visited by mafia AND there was a witched prank on persian the night before

aaaaaaaaaaaa

idk munch is dumb. he was the person who claimed exe as town so idk anymore.

leyva45 wrote:going to iso counterclaims and fix this piece of shit game.

thank me for replacing in @metrion

I'm pretty sure munch was either lying about the witch claim, or Metrion fucked up. Both are likely, since munch is a piece of shit, and met is a memer.

leyva45 wrote:

LordofFail wrote:

leyva45 wrote:thanks sturps

im a citizen

nothing has happened to me all game, apparently.

nothing happened to you all game? so from this you are saying you slept peacefully each night?

yeah


met said that

IAmAMunchlax wrote:Shit, I didn't think I was the hammer yesterday...anyway I was witched last night.

Why do you want me to claim Elastoid? I'm not one for randomly claiming.

leyva45 wrote:thanks sturps

im a citizen

nothing has happened to me all game, apparently.

Sturps wrote:Mafia only got 3 kills, NK is Detonator and only has 2 successful targets.
(1 failed against me and I used my self heal vest)