Town of Shipping

[Alzar]

Ok, so as a joke, I was writing a Mafioso/Godfather fanfic. Since I am really big into ironic memeage (see my location), I was wondering what roles anyone else ships. (Joke or otherwise!)

Do you ship the Sheriff and the Investigator, for working together to root out Mafia, or perhaps the Godfather and the Spy, for being the only ones to realise how idiotic both the Town and the Mafia are? Or maybe you even ship the Serial Killer and the Jailor, for their forbidden love that means the death of– yeah, I think I'll stop there. That's just kinda scary.

(please dont take this too seriously or go nsfw)

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[Swordsworth]

Oh dear.....shipping...

[TheGuy219]

Ah, shipping............I know the struggle all too well.........

[plantdrago]

Wait here. I'll PM this to Achro.
Or let her find it herself
Yeah that seems better

[Alzar]

The look on the other man's face could kill. The gun in his hand certainly could. “Ready to play the game?” the Godfather says as he smiles bitterly up at the night sky, handing the gun over to his Mafioso. Even knowing they go to meet what very well might be their deaths, they walk down to a house with matching smirks, guns and garrotes in hand.

That night, they kill the Spy.

im horrible

[Achro]

Wait here. I'll PM this to Achro.
Or let her find it herself
Yeah that seems better

You called?
btw Esconsort x SK
one sided

Jailor x Mayor

BG x Mayor
I'd take a bullet for you

[Alzar]

im going to cry

[Alzar]

BodyguardxDoctor: The unbreakable bond!

[Achro]

Lookout x Mayor
I'm looking out for you... Senpai notice me...

[Achro]

Disguiser x Godfather except...
"I can be my true self around you..."

[Achro]

Escort x Consort
Why, you look mighty fine, if I do say so myself!

[Alzar]

im writing the mafioso/godfather fic right now and i cant stop laughing omfg

[Achro]

Escort x Self
Aren't you just charming?
Oh, I know I am!

[Achro]

Framer x Disguiser
We can work up the Mafia hierarchy together!

[Achro]

SurvivorXamnesiac

I won't force you to remember! I won't take advantage of you! We can survive together, no need to remember <3

OMG
THIS.
I LOVE THIS.

Amnesiac x Amnesiac
We can remember... together!

[Kiyosen]

Uhhhh....

Veteran x Werewolf...

They're matched in killing power, so they must be matched as lovers for some odd reason.
(shrug)

[Achro]

Uhhhh....

Veteran x Werewolf...

They're matched in killing power, so they must be matched as lovers for some odd reason.
(shrug)

They're both dominant.
ukno

Werewolf x Vampire
Romeo and Juliet

[Alzar]

SurvivorXamnesiac

I won't force you to remember! I won't take advantage of you! We can survive together, no need to remember <3

OMG
THIS.
I LOVE THIS.

Amnesiac x Amnesiac
We can remember... together!

One Amnesiac stands above a new gravestone. It's unmarked– nobody knew his name, not even him.
For the first time, he realises that maybe the shroud on his memories doesn't matter. Maybe... maybe he doesn't need to remember. The other one never made it; just another lonely soul like him. "I think I was like you," he whispers above the freshly upturned soil. They were just two souls, without a past to remember and without a future to look forward to.
"I remember feeling like you."
And he remembers forgetting.

[Achro]

SurvivorXamnesiac

I won't force you to remember! I won't take advantage of you! We can survive together, no need to remember <3

OMG
THIS.
I LOVE THIS.

Amnesiac x Amnesiac
We can remember... together!

One Amnesiac stands above a new gravestone. It's unmarked– nobody knew his name, not even him.
For the first time, he realises that maybe the shroud on his memories doesn't matter. Maybe... maybe he doesn't need to remember. The other one never made it; just another lonely soul like him. "I think I was like you," he whispers above the freshly upturned soil. They were just two souls, without a past to remember and without a future to look forward to.
"I remember feeling like you."
And he remembers forgetting.

PERFECT.
10/10

[Alzar]

i will write fic for all these horrible pairings at this very moment

[Achro]

Survivor x Survivor

"We'll get through this together." He murmured as he held my hand.
We sat together, watching the chaos unfold.
Houses were burning, people were dying.
The stench of death was in the air.
"No matter what, I'll be here. By your side."
The vested woman said, as she leaned her head onto the vested man's shoulder.
"No matter what."

[Kiyosen]

Just going to say Consort x Mafioso
(Maybe a Consort x Mafioso x Escort love triangle?! Meh, might as well feed the fire anyway...)

[Achro]

Consort x Godfather

A woman in red drapes herself over the notorious crime kingpin of Salem.
(Will edit later)

[Alzar]

Disguiser x Godfather except...
"I can be my true self around you..."

Three people stand behind a house. Nobody can know, and nobody will know.

"I don't think I can do this," one whispers. Whispering is useless under the heavy night, but she can't force anything louder than that. The Consigliere looks at her, biting his lip. There's nothing he can say. He wishes they had a Janitor, and he grips his pen and garrote. What's the point of having information if everyone else will have it too?

She turns away, clenching her stage makeup case with white knuckles. All these people leaving their identifying marks in their wills, and nobody who can find out where those wills are to destroy them... she's useless.

A hand lands on her wrist, and she balks in surprise.

"Don't worry," the Godfather says. The smile on his face is warm and sharp like a knife. "You're anything but."

He turns to his Consigliere again, who stands at attention this time. "Now, who did you say the Retributionist was...?"

[Achro]

MayorXgodfather


I don't care about this place when I'm with you. I don't care about power I don't care about authority, I just want to leave this town/family behind and love you <3

Power couple amirite